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Mind, If Josh knocked on my door he'd get a very special treat Filthy girl!

Mel Sykes? I would tbh..

Tangled. Disney perfection

PM me your address and there'll be a weeks supply on their way! I discovered it's not 20 we've got, but 40.

Not a single knock at my door last night. I now have 20 sherbet dib dabs going free to a good home if anyone wants one.

Good luck with that Shy bairns get nowt and all that... So, err, if she's busy like, fancy a Monkey Hump? Mebbes. Meet you in the subway near the offies. Bring some 20/20 and I might be persuaded...

Good luck with that Shy bairns get nowt and all that...

My bro went to Vegas for his 30th the year before last and had a ball. Don't think he paid massively over the odds either. He stayed at Circus Circus and did a helicopter ride over the Grand Canyon an'all.

You need a tetanus jab for a dog bite, definitely.

Eww man

Because the greedy children of today only want money, to the point where they've pulled their faces and muttered things when I give them sweets. Ungrateful little gits.

I'm not "supposed" to give beggars anything! And I think you'll find that traditionally you give children sweets.

I'll be disappointing young children by giving them sherbet dips instead of money.

Jesus H. Christ!!! NO, I haven't!! I went to have some girlie spa treatment at the Malmaison a few years ago and on my way out I saw Cheggers and some TV-types with equipment etc. I think he was doing some surprise knocking on doors around the country for GMTV. I mentioned it on here and everyone thought it was hilarious to suggest I'd met him in a hotel etc. Fuck's sake man Shagged Cheggers?!!

It was a complete coincidence that myself and Mr Chegwin happened to be in the Malmaison hotel at the same time

Whoa there!! Firstly, I never said what age this lass was, and secondly I personally found Savile creepy way before I was told that story. My opinion, my gut feeling. Charity work or not, he freaked me out! I met Harold Shipman a couple of times - he was a lovely man. Just shows that things aren't always as they seem and that I'm not always right. I guess we'll never know.

Stevie still pissed when he wrote that methinks

Well I have to take whatever propositions I can get these days... Eww, I've just made myself feel quite ill

Well done kitman, that's a he'll of an achievement. You should feel very proud of yourself Oh, and you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow.

Clocks. Back. etc.. That's all x

Have you not tried the new pickled onion McCoys? Ohh my lordy, they're lush.

Spill. He's deed now, can't sue. Let's just say he propositioned a young lady in a hotel bar when he was up in the north-east and very much expected her to agree to some sleazy suggestions and meet him in his room. She was pretty horrified.

I've always found him a little bit creepy and also know a story from someone who encountered the sleazier side of the man, shall we say! However, RIP Jim.

I think the only bonfires allowed now are those arranged by the council which have been through months of health and safety planning. Unfortunately no-one told the little shits that nicked my wheelie bin when I lived in Manchester and put it on their very own bonnie in the field opposite my house.

Feeling any better Daveeeed?