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Tell your youngen to never, ever, ever, EVER put small valuables such as jewellery or camera's/camcorders into checked baggage as it makes your insurance invalid if some thieving, light-fingered fucker in baggage handling decided to rob your suitcase at Johannesburg airport. Always carry them as hand luggage.

I'm not so sure about the pink but I like that it's a bit.....different.

I was going to tell him to man up!

Muchos happiness and Adnams pet

I thought I'd be in pieces when I went to the ground today but I wasn't. The atmosphere was really lovely with just a lot of love and smiles all around you. Overheard a couple of lads saying they were here from Sheffield on a stag do and wanted to come and pay their respects, and there were people with various club shirts all over the place. So much love for Sir Bobby everywhere you looked and it was a privilege to be part of it (as it was with his charity game last weekend)

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo!" Worrying how absolute shite sticks in your head

People in general annoy me.

David, you remain entirely predictable

Thank you!

I suspect daddy will be coming home a little worse for wear later as it's the last day of term and then he's got 7 weeks off! Sammy - the other man is my life is frankly delicious. He's just learned how to giggle which is completely adorable.

Aww man, he's lush. Are you still getting his sister?

Bless Are you purple-faced with indignation?

childish ? Yes you are, now please will you leave it alone. as you said Cath, hissy sulks = for women and wimps As I said?! Where's that then? Seriously, I think you make things up in your head and then try and pass them off as fact. It's disturbing. typical woman

I hope you're not closing in trying to smell my hair mind I've just washed it.

childish ? Yes you are, now please will you leave it alone. as you said Cath, hissy sulks = for women and wimps As I said?! Where's that then? Seriously, I think you make things up in your head and then try and pass them off as fact. It's disturbing.

childish ? Yes you are, now please will you leave it alone.

Leazes, this is getting tiresome beyond words. Yes, you've got a problem with Dave and his unwillingness to get into a discussion with you. Why can't you act like the grown up you claim to be and accept the fact he does not want to speak to you. The fact that you constantly throw insults st him from behind your OWN computer makes you look like a huffy child and on more than one occasion in this thread people have stated that they are heartily sick of it. Your Newcastle views can be aired to your hearts content in the appropriate threads but for your own sake please stop creating threads in order to insult other members or they will be locked on the grounds of consistent abuse.

You're probably still in the shower trying to get rid of all the mud from T in the Park, but have a fab birthday!

Happy birthday honey. Hope Charlotte made you a lovely tea

You'd like my hubby Cath, you couldnt not! Its just that he wasnt bought up with anyone in his family really into football and his town didnt really have a local club. He has only really been into his Motorsport. Over the years I've improved him though, he will watch big games on TV without complaint. I'm sure I'd like him man, I'm only jesting What I should have said was that In My Experience... blokes who don't like football are odd. Or gay. Or just weird.

I'm always slightly suspicious of any bloke who doesn't like football.

With a rusty spoon

I've got boobs and everything And if Parky's Mrs found out she'd cut his cock off

Hark at fucking Casanova here! Parky - you really need to stop sniffing women's hair. And for the record, don't be bloody stupid, of course you shouldn't meet her. Wake up!