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I watched Man On Fire last night and thoroughly enjoyed it. I don't ever remember seeing it advertised or plugged when it was out at the cinema though

That's sad news. Hope he's found safe and well.

Sod that, it's pre-match-in-the-pub time!

What do you stand to win if you do stay off it for a year, Mr Pants? 119049[/snapback] a new liver 119051[/snapback] But he wouldn't need one after a year of tee-totalism

It sounds vile. Fresh lobe of over-fed goose liver eh? Just what you want on a sarnie.

This has nothing to do with Shearer songs, or the busker outside of Barker and Stonehouse but has anyone been to the burger van just beside the Trent on a matchday? I swear that the ladies in there are the most cheerful, smiley people in the whole wide world - even when it's pissing down and the queue is a mile long

What do you stand to win if you do stay off it for a year, Mr Pants?

I feel like rearranging the goat. Allegedly!

Apologies to you, Oh Great Superior Psychological One Or should that be..... stewwwwwwwwwdent!

I understand now that I've seen the website thingy. It was just peasepud's inane rambling sentences that make no sense!

Had on while I doctor....erm.. I mean correct it.

Tough paper round eh????????? 118332[/snapback] Do I know you?!?!?!? EH? EH?!!! I don't look a day over 50 Pud - correct! 118339[/snapback] Check-mate There is no possible correct Pud-saving answer to that question 118344[/snapback] You're making about as much sense as him tonight an'all!

118340[/snapback] Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!! Oooooo, 'scuse me..

Tough paper round eh????????? 118332[/snapback] Do I know you?!?!?!? EH? EH?!!! I don't look a day over 50 Pud - correct!

You're presuming that.. a ) He has a computer, b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to, c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one. 118327[/snapback] been up all day and night again pet? you're not on the ball at all. What I mean is we replicate his ad on the net but tell people its all done in text, describe him and offer the same services, £100 for a full day or night. Tell people on the ad that to preserve everyones safety I will act like a girl (just say because thats not as frowned upon by police). Then say that although in text I will tell you to meet me somewhere else after the drop this is just to put off anyone overhearing/ seeing etc what I really mean is to follow me out of the drop site and speak to me. He would never need to know its on the net. 118330[/snapback] I didn't understand a fucking word of that. V.complicated. Aye, I've been having about 3hrs kip a day for the last 5, so that might explain it.

When did our ages get added to our profiles under the avas?! I'm only 28, you lying bunch of bastards!!!

You're presuming that.. a ) He has a computer, b ) If not, he has access to one at the Care In The Community project that he looks like he goes to, c ) He would even know what to do with a computer if he had one.

I agree. It's hilarious to note that the peak of his rise into fame and fortune was doing pantomime in Darlington at Christmas

I know this has been mentioned before but I'm listening to the Century commentary and the keep on banging on about it being a local derby. Does anybody really consider it to be a local derby? Just curious as I've never really bought into the hype surrounding it.

Sorry - I've just seen the replies I didn't end up going back in One of the ITU staff took the scope back round themselves. If I have to go in again tonight for anything I shall be vigilant...

The Boro commentators are obviously impressed by him today Sounds like he's having a blinder!

Goodness me, it could never happen on N-O! It's far too high-brow a place for this kind of childishness and anything that means that people can have a laugh gets instantly deleted. Imagine the bannings too! Nice of you to drop by and have a read anyway. Maybe you should slap your own mug for the moment of weakness you had when you actually came over here and read the thread. You should punish yourself tbh

I seriously think it would be unwise to try and find out who the girl is. The pictures could have been random ones off the internet or she could be his (very young) lass who is in on the scam. Either way, how do you plan on finding her? I'd go with continuing to scare the shit out of him and make him think he's going to end up locked up for what he's doing.

Terreh

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