catmag

Ladies and gentlemen. Could this be the biggest, hyped-up non-event ever seen on the internet?

UPDATE! "I just received a message saying '4get it' " Oooooo, she's bottling....

UPDATE!!!!!! Message from pud! "Left 1 in book of Sophie's story, 1 in Sir Bob of robsons biog but no sign of anyone. Themags is off to WHSmith meet. Shit I think she's here..."

I can't upload pics, but if you want to text me your movements I'll post them on here to keep peeps up to date? EDIT Durrr.. I didn't read your prior post before I wrote this

Here's a weirdy thing for you. I'm at work at the moment and I had a phonecall from Intensive Care to ask me to through to the Endoscopy unit and pick them up a bronchoscope to use on one of their patients. Duly heads down the corridor, types the door code in and wanders in to the deserted department only to hear a radio absolutely blaring out from one of the treatment rooms. Follows the sound thinking the cleaners are in for the night and finds that there's no-one around, which I should have realised as the doors were coded when I came through. I switched the radio off at the plug socket and went round the corner and through a couple more doors to the scopes cupboard, finds the scope I needed and then went back. On turning back into the corridor I can hear "A Kind of Magic" by Queen coming from the same room where I just turned the radio off. Went back in, and sure enough, the radio has been turned back on and there's absolutely nobody around but me. I switched it off at the plug again and legged it I have to go back through there later, so I'll report back if there's anything to tell.

Thank you

I can just imagine the nationwide panic "It's down, everybody! It's dowwwwwwwwwwn!!!"

Well fixed Craig! (if it was you that fixed it anyway!) What a time for the board to crash

They're lush! Have you tried to spring onion crinkle-cut ones? I could eat them til I'm sick

You're not overly choosy then?

Aaaaaalan, this is now definitely the time that you can get your message to the entire world! Go on - tell them! Tell them all.........

Because you've posted it on here before 117024[/snapback] Cath, have you thought of a career in espionage? 117031[/snapback] He sounded completely freaked out enough already without me winding him up! And we all know how much of a mentalist he can be

Because you've posted it on here before

But if you remember the actual photo - it's the spit! :lol:

I've just found that pic of Ritchie yabbering on to Scott at a piss-up a couple of seasons ago. Wanna see?

Or the Bearded Lady?

Can I be the lion-tamer?

All welcome to join the circus! Are you the Man on Stilts? Can we dress Wacky up as a clown and put him in one of them little cars? Pleeeease! 116941[/snapback] Speaking of which, where's Lou these days? 116942[/snapback] Uh-oh. There may have been a terrible unicycle accident that we never got to hear about.......

All welcome to join the circus! Are you the Man on Stilts? Can we dress Wacky up as a clown and put him in one of them little cars? Pleeeease!

Oh, I also watched Super Size Me and The Exorcism of Emily Rose last night. The former left me craving a sausage and egg McMuffin (despite it's conclusion) whilst the latter was more enjoyable than I thought it would be. Nice to have a storyline rather than just horror for horror's sake..

In stockings? Ewwwww........

Get yourself an overcoat and stand on Manc-mag's shoulders. Should just about do it! 116892[/snapback] But isn't the minimum height to be a constable 5' 9" ?? 116898[/snapback] 6ft2 in my stocking'd feet, sunshine! 116903[/snapback] I have fantasised about you in your stockings! 116905[/snapback]

Oh I forgot to add to this as I was too traumatised. Wolf Creek (I know it's been mentioned already) Kindly lent to me by Scott for viewing prior to my holiday in Australia where I will now be very wary of anyone trying to help me fix my broken down car...... It was horrible

Welcome to yesterday!!