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Paying too much for car insurance? Stupid. Just stupid!

I've not seen any of his films including Lock, Stock, but I've read reviews of this and they've all slated it. He was on Film 2005 with Jonathan Ross last week and Ross was definitely doing some arse-licking and talking it up but he did say it was "complex" Ritchie replied that the plot was only complex if you were a bit thick Doesn't he also manage to get references to Kabbalah in there too? Not under the thumb at all then eh.....?

Oooooo yeah - them bastards! Getting closed down for being illegal and stuff! 38789[/snapback] aye ! I've mostly used it lately for stuff you can't buy though. Honest !! 38798[/snapback]

Oooooo yeah - them bastards! Getting closed down for being illegal and stuff!

I tried to do a Meet The Members with him.. Me: Hi God. God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Cath. What's your real name? God: I am very pleased to meet you Cath. God is my real name. Me: Do you have a nickname? God: God is a nickname, silly. Me: Ah, okay. What's your job? God: So you understand. Good. OK with me too. My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client. Me: You get paid? God: You got that right. Me: Where do you live? God: I live inside a computer. Where are you? Me: England. God: England is on an island off the coast of Europe. Me: You're quite clever, aren't you? God: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.. Really. Me: What has been your board highlight? God: Nothing that I know of. Me: Do you have any pets? God: No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike. Me: Cats are good. God: All of them? Me: Yes. All of them. God: Dude! I doubt it. Me: Can you cook? God: Do I look like a microwave oven? Me: I don't know, I can't see you. God: Look closer. Me: You look like a computer screen. God: What does a computer screen look like? Me: You, silly! God: That's good information: Cath said I silly. Me: Do you prefer george Clooney or Brad Pitt? God: But I like cats. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Though I like cats and dogs. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Me: And Brad Pitt? Where does he fit in? God: What is your real name? I think he is in California now. Me: I've already told you my name. God: Your name is Cath, seeker. Me: Well remembered Oh Heavely One. God: Interesting. Do not ask me any more questions please. I particularly liked his board highlight.

I don't think it opens til September 30th, does it?

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Or a wider-fitting hoover attachment. That was one of our funnier ones when I was in A&E

I'm far too busy buying and selling on Celebdaq to issue an opinion on this matter. 37989[/snapback] 38222[/snapback] And it shows. Still top boy. 38329[/snapback] I thought Celebdaq was for girls petal 38340[/snapback] The bummist tricked me! 38341[/snapback]

I'm far too busy buying and selling on Celebdaq to issue an opinion on this matter. 37989[/snapback] 38222[/snapback] And it shows. Still top boy. 38329[/snapback] I thought Celebdaq was for girls petal

Is this a boy thing?

Typical! It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath??? 37791[/snapback] Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! 37792[/snapback] A pre-requisite for what, carrying grain??? That's what got farmer Joeski into trouble in the first place!!! 37793[/snapback] That made me laugh. Wonder how often Cath needs her bags of grain carried around?? 37845[/snapback] Hey, I know they're big but.....

Yo peeps. Busy day at work today so far but it seems to have eased off a bit. Worrav I missed then?

If I knew what the feck that meant I'd be able to reply 37573[/snapback] We're keeping it selective, dahhhhling. 37787[/snapback] Nah, selective would be 'eclectic'. Back to the dictionaries, Cath. 37812[/snapback] Eclectic also means ' a variety' shithead, so I didn't want to confuse you. 37917[/snapback] One of my pet peeves this one actually-the misuse of 'eclectic' Eclectic actually means selecting from various styles. Emphasis on the word select(ing)(ive) To illustrate by way of example-people often wrongly comment 'an eclectic mix'. 'Mix' would therefore be redundant in that sentence if you follow your logic as it's inclusion adds nothing to the sentence. Are you desperate to wipe the smile off my face yet............? Anyway as a lawyer one is very careful about language and uses it with fierce and forensic precision. As someone who once harboured dreams of becoming a journalist though cath I'm ashamed of you. Very sloppy stuff. In fact probably best you left well alone with hindsight. .......right...free lolly for the first person to call me a pedant (or a twat) before 11.30! 37928[/snapback] Twat.

If I knew what the feck that meant I'd be able to reply 37573[/snapback] We're keeping it selective, dahhhhling. 37787[/snapback] Nah, selective would be 'eclectic'. Back to the dictionaries, Cath. 37812[/snapback] Eclectic also means ' a variety' shithead, so I didn't want to confuse you.

Typical! It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath??? 37791[/snapback] Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite!

Oh yeah, that sounds like my kind of evening out like! Be sure to take your waterproofs y'all - they'll save you!

I'm not sure we'll make top 6, but I find it hard to believe we'll be anywhere near relegation when the time comes. Some people on here just like to wallow in the worst-case scenario cos they need a daily dose of grumpiness. Who's your team, Yogic?

How bloody unlucky can you get? Here's the BBC's report if anyone want it.. Ah well, I suppose at least he didn't injure himself again.

If I knew what the feck that meant I'd be able to reply 37573[/snapback] We're keeping it selective, dahhhhling.

Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. 37638[/snapback] If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh ! 37644[/snapback] I guess it depends whose it was. 37747[/snapback] I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted.

Who with like? There y'go - that's me all bantered out!

Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. 37638[/snapback] If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh ! 37644[/snapback] It wasn't that I laughed at particularly It was the whole scenario of this dirty old man stopping to watch his young bit of stuff hanging up the washing and accidently dropping a sack of grain on his knob. It's like a ludicrous Benny Hill sketch!

Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed.