MMXXVIII

That'll keep him in the job even longer. Word, homie.

It's probably Kyril Louis Dreyfus. Me fatha used to do it to our 50p gas meter.

What time does the minge come out?

The daft little cunts could learn a thing or two from this great man. I've never seen the police arrest someone for simply enjoying a succulent Chinese meal since. Man changed the world.

It's interesting that these slack-jawed wankers always smash their own towns/cities up and shout at Novotels, but never take the problem to the decision makers' doorsteps. Almost like it's secret service led.

Who have they signed you'd have wanted?

I wonder if this chapter will spawn a cover of Informer by Snow, reflecting on his time here. Landlord at The Diamond: I'm sick and tired of the press coming in here. Here Steve, Craig Hope came around here looking for yee the other day. Bruce: Aye? Landlord: Aye ... "Reporrrrrrter, well ye knowwww ye say Daddy me Steve I go blame. Al niva teck wi dooooon. Paper man say Daddy me Steve's a tactically inept cabbage heed. Al niva teck wi dooooon." Unlikely I feel.

He's become one of the ITKs he looks upon with derision. There'll be a shortage of Aldi peev the day he realises.

Made me think of this:

Suspect the brain issues were present before the incident.

Just clean your feed up by blocking the likes of Sean Casey, John Sinclair, NUFCwilliam et al or it'll be unbearable.

Burnsie forgetting to switch accounts when replying to himself.

For some reason I'd never watched it so had a crack at Requiem for a Dream earlier. Pure shite, turned it off. Watched Buffalo '66 again after to restore balance and we all lived happily ever after.

Sensibly.

Aye Klopp would be the best man for the job, but I think he'll turn it down if offered. Also think Howe will and it'll be Poch or Potter.

I thought we'd show more than we have so far if we got over the proverbial 20 minutes. Bellingham looks on it and others need to follow now.

Peter North needs to shut you up.

Spain's manager ran Shutter Island.

You haven't seen much of him then - he was a dab hand with a nail gun in The Wire.

It's interesting that it would be "funny" to them if we were no longer affiliated with murderous, journalist dismembering, child killing homophobes.

Makes you think.

Same thing happens every time now. We disgrace me and fluke our way into the final stages and I go all Fat Les. Me and me mam and me dad and me gran are off to Waterloo.

Aye Southgate would sit on the bench pissing out his fanny throughout. They've more chance of fluking their way past Holland.

GET. OFF. THE METRO. NOWWWWWWWW.