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When Storey met a mandrill:

I thought he'd have been a great signing the summer before last for where we were and trying to get to. Last summer it felt like things had moved on and I was pleased we didn't bite.

His fatha should have.

I've sensed for a while we could have a tilt at the title next season and events of late are reinforcing my confidence. Even if Guardiola doesn't fuck off, I think we'll be in with a shout assuming Isak and Bruno feel the same way.

No arm done then.

Apart from it looking like it was written by a Thalidomide with its tongue hanging out, I'm confused by the message in the context of the bearer. It's not like he was plucked from Greenwich in his 20s like Ian Wright; the cunt played Champions League football at an age when I was scamming the further education system for grants to put me through my driving lessons.

Or NUFC have leaked it.

Can see a few PERManent bans coming here.

Straightener(s)?

Apparently Angry Rantman has died. Shame, he was entertaining. His take on us beating Chelsea last season was funny.

Looks like McCoist is off the Christmas card list.

I'm a bit young for Speedie, I only saw the tail end of his career, but me fatha fucking HATED him. And Dennis Tuart.

When we beat Everton 3-1 (Trippier free kick) I thought Gordon was the best player on the pitch for the first 20 minutes. That first impression + Howe coaching him gave me confidence we hadn't been ripped, but he's beginning to look a right bargain now.

Aye he put a strong tackle in on Miley and they've been wanking over it ever since. They really do revel in the abuse of youngins down there.

You would think so. I also think replacing Joelinton would be more difficult than Bruno.

There's something funny in how this, er, 'exile' fled the area and headed to the one other city with a St. James Park football stadium. Bet he did no research prior, bursting the fewmometer in his temporal lobe upon arrival.

They mustn't have Netflix in Exeter.

I saw him in Inflataspace shouting weird shit at the 2p 'Tipping Point' machine. "RAPID FLOW RAPID FLOW!!!"

Every time I've seen them under him they've looked proper shite. I'm astonished they're that high in the league; the chickens will come home to roost.

Was VAR around the last time the cunt* played? He hasn't had time to adapt. *Kingston Park's finest.

That's where my season ticket was. Cracking view but you might want to wear a helmet and boiler suit given the Scouse element above.

Not confident with this one given the players we are missing and, although Barnes will turn out to be a very good signing, he ought to be limited to 20-30 minute cameos for a couple of more games yet. Fully prepared for a disappointing night and spacker meltdown on Twitter in the fall out. 3-0 the Toon.

That, KaZaa or Morpheus.