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The Scots can have independence everywhere down as far as Leeds tbf.

Surely the Muslims should have had a name check by now? And what about the blacks? there.....that should cover both nicely!

D'you think there are more Chinese than Japanese or vice versa? Or could it be a Thai?

Nice one Watson San! Who's the new missus then? The one I've seen or have you been busy again since then?

Sort your sig out you complete FUCKING LIAR!

Cheesy chebs! I think I'm actually going to be sick.

Cath-it's been on at least once when your ex's brother in law was playing live. Which must have made it all the more poignant. Though a rendition of 'Purple Vein' straight afterwards probably swift restored the spirits. Scott....I am half welsh as it happens. I'll let you guess which half though. You know what they say about Welsh blokes tbf.

Sat there with a giro burning a hole in his shellsuit tbh.

Land Of My Fathers (Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau) Cos when I'm not busy being a plastic half-mackem, I'm busy being a plastic half-Welsh Celt. I know it's only rugby like but theres nee other pre match anthem sounds anything like that iywmho. PS Catherine....have you ever told me that story before (when I've been sober)? Cos I know we've been out a few times when it's been on before. Sad as owt, that! Though in other ways-what a brilliant final memory of someone to have.

zip it, manbreasts!

I'll try and put in an appearance awa the festive period liyke, depending on what time yous are looking at.

Steady on. She doesnt mean the entire county of cheshire you big boob maniac.

Your 'future wife's' got proper veiny knockers tbf.

Nice beard, George!

Is this Bobby's longest ever joke thread?

Harsh tbf. Gemmill's use of regional phrases is so ham-fisted he might as well be picking them at random out of a Geordie Handbook half the time.

Gemmill thats absolute shite tbf. I've pulled you up on this before and it's getting beyond the pail now. Even as a half manc/half mackem it makes me physically sick.

Just to take it off on a tangent, what 'land speed record' was he going for? 300mph is trundling along pace isnt it by modern records?

Cold nights? It's gonna be 26 degrees here today apparently!

Bollocks tbh. Probably tbh. I often wonder what that stringy meat is.

Pizza=better cold. Chinese=not even safe to eat first time around let alone second.

Confessions of a nerd tbh.

Humanitarian mission here Scott-I'll save you the bother of wasting three hours of your life on 2001. It's an awesome film but it is definitely too high brow for you to get anything meaningful or enjoyable out of it. At best you'll like the monkeys at the start.

Colon is just beyond the rectum therefore risk of perforation is pretty high depending on what you're sticking up there. I've had a few patients in the past who have accidently ended up with various things up there and one of them ended up with a colostomy. Just - Why would you?! Never mind colon, I'd puncture a lung tbf. Joke! It's weird but you get lasses who're actually well up for it (ie they will suggest it). I've always suspected something like that to be the case re anatomy and for that reason I don't partake. Can't enjoy it thinking I'm going to possibly end up hurting the other party. In a massive twist of irony, I realise that probably makes me sound gay. There is a gay section of Millwall hooligans Imagine getting filled in by one (no pun intended) no pun detected. Joke btw. Millwall bummers? Are you serious?

Colon is just beyond the rectum therefore risk of perforation is pretty high depending on what you're sticking up there. I've had a few patients in the past who have accidently ended up with various things up there and one of them ended up with a colostomy. Just - Why would you?! Never mind colon, I'd puncture a lung tbf. Joke! It's weird but you get lasses who're actually well up for it (ie they will suggest it). I've always suspected something like that to be the case re anatomy and for that reason I don't partake. Can't enjoy it thinking I'm going to possibly end up hurting the other party. In a massive twist of irony, I realise that probably makes me sound gay. There is a gay section of Millwall hooligans Imagine getting filled in by one (no pun intended) no pun detected.