Dr Kenneth Noisewater

All the best people are.

Thats right, he gets injured on purpose so he doesn't have to play for us

Agreed. I'm going for these. http://ssl.delti.com/cgi-bin/details.pl?ID...&Country=UK Came top in the Auto Express tyre comparison test and are mid priced. EDIT: Is it just me or is the 'insert link' thing not working properly?

I used to get shaving rash on my neck when I wet shaved. Got a Braun electric now, one of the best things I've ever bought value wise.

There is something about the timbre of the bloke from the Divine Comedy's voice that I like.

He has the great skill of being able to ask a ruthlessly blunt question in a very polite manner.

The three-man back line experiment should NEVER be tried again.

Just said on the news its just a normal cold.

Think I know the one you mean, I can't think of the name either though. Is it C&S Ally?

Think I know the one you mean, I can't think of the name either though.

Best description I've heard of it is quarter Queen, quarter Scissor Sisters, quarter Sparks and quarter The Darkness.

Can someone recommend a tyre fitters with cheap prices and decent service? EDIT: or an on-line one that offers local fitting option. Noticed my front ones aren't far off the treadblocks today.

Ditto. My mate got his the day before we went on holiday. He looked like the elephant man and couldn't drink. He had a class time

If I was you I'd take paracetamol, gargle with oraldene and seek the help of a hospital dentist.

Bit disappointed to hear that. I was still hoping we could lure him here after his seasons loan ended. Oh well, I wonder what sort of a partnership Goochy and Curtis Davis might make?

Me no like.

Hester, who returns the kicks for the Bears might be the difference.

Went to the Hyde Park last night. It's fucking shit, don't know why you rave about it. Is The Skyrack still there as well? Years since I've been drinking in Headingly, I used to like that place and the Original Oak.

Dunno about that, hasn't he had injury and attitude problems in the past. Hasn't Baba? Hey, you're right, another sicknote waste of time is exactly what we need.

Wept on a bike.

What friendly did he play in for us?

Dunno about that, hasn't he had injury and attitude problems in the past.

Foster and Scott Carson seem to be the main two coming through. Everytime I've seen Robinson this season he's looked dodgy.

What impresses you most about Wenger to ask him to 'name his price'? His ability to spot and nurture young talent has probably saved Arsenal a lot more than £50mil.

Will anyone else be watching tonight? The Colts are the favorites but I've got a feeling the Bears will do it. Offence wins games, defence wins chamionships as they say.