Dr Kenneth Noisewater

What was the 'Turtles Head' one?

Hmmm, I'm 19th. A few months ago when I last looked I was 15th. Have to boost the spamming.

Oh my fucking word!

She had a coughing fit I think.

Sad ??? yes, meaning the film itself is sad, not the fact he's watching soft porn! does she die ?????? It's soft porn, not snuff movies.

He'll be kicking your back doors in shortly. where the sun don't shine

He'll be kicking your back doors in shortly.

Think so, same agent as Davina and Dermot.

Emre and Roeder first in the que ?

Cringeworthy.

Why would he sink so low?

Poor form whoever is responsible.

3-1 to us nee bother. Come on you fuckers!

Brilliant!

Was waiting for that. It was actually here: http://fakyoo.com/ Aye, whatever

I'm guessing nufc4ever typed "massive tits" into google to find that.

I suspect it will be along similar lines as the infamous question Mrs Merton asked Debbie McGee: "So Debbie, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

"I done something new for this fight! I done rassled with a alligator! That’s right, I have rassled with a alligator. I done tussled with a whale! I done handcuffed lightning, throwed thunder in jail! That’s bad. Only last week I murdered a rock Injured a stone Hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick!"

Aye, and as far as I can remember they used to be dirt cheap aswell compared to Walkers. You'd always get flavours that the other brands would never touch like Yogurt and Piss or Sea Salt and Placenta They used to do sweetcorn flavour, that was an odd one.

Seabrooks are the nicest brand but I'm more partial to tortilla chips these days.

Well i'm coming from Teesside so you reach it first, and you avoid the traffic coming out. If I'm coming up the A19 I sometimes stop at Heworth and get the Metro in from there.

I've had mine a year and its been fine. I've had a Lite-on which was garbage and I've now got a Panasonic DMRES 15 (which I think is the same as the one in Tom's photo) which is excellent.

Yes and not once have I let that blind judgement. Read through the posts and you will see that I agree with needing better defenders. He never denies his faults either. I`m pissed off with the attitude towards someone who has helped this club in bigger ways than the odd goal let in. I have previously mentioned in this thread. The Chelsea one that got us into 7th for the intertoto cup and the one that got us from intertoto to UEFA. Also the really good run of form during Souness time. Playing through injury when able and generally respected the club. Do any of you slagging Roeder off think that we can afford to let him go money wise? Not for shit let me tell you. I would understand if we had 4 top 5 defenders in our ranks but wake up we havn`t. IMO if Roeder let Titus go before Carr, Babayoro, Moore or Ramage he would need locking up in a mental institute. Have any of you thought that even if NUFC want rid that they stand to get alot more for him with a longer contract. If Bramble went before Luque and other poor players in our team then our board would be stupid. As someone said earlier in this thread there are far worse players on bigger wages than Bramble in areas with more cover too. Try thinking before you type. I wouldn't play him again. His inconsistent play and concentration lapses could potentially harm the development of any of our young centrehalves who were unlucky enough to be paired with him. I'd pick Taylor, Ramage, Hunty and Edgar ahead of him. Seriously. Why should we think that he won't have concentration lapses in the future? He's 25 now, he should be at the height of his powers, not just finding his feet. I've given him plenty of chances in the past and willed him to have a good game from whistle to whistle but it's simply not going to happen. The fact that Soccer AM refer to a shambles as 'a Titus Brambles' says it all. Rightly or wrongly, he's a joke and brings ridicule on this club and re-enforces the Newcastle-can't-defend line. Sorry. I stopped reading at the point. Bramble isnt the long term answer. Nor is he anywhere near as bad as people like to make out. He has made more than his fair share of mistakes but he is also a far better player than people give him credit for. Rebellious is quite right in what he says. The lad is scapegoated with some justification but this is way over the top. There are a dozen players in our squad I would get shot of before/with him depending on our ambition. We have some very good players and some who can play very well sporadically. If Titus has the right player next to him he can be very good as we saw with the Woodgate/Bramble partnership and more recently Taylor/Bramble. He needs a mouth next to him. Decent back up player who shouldnt be a first choice. Much like a good few others in the squad/first team. Taylor & Bramble are an awful partnership, all brawn and no brains. Actually make that were an awful partnership, Taylor has looked more complete recently. (Although I still doubt he could cajole Titus through a mistake-free 90mins.)

Go on then. Or is that it?