Dr Kenneth Noisewater

HTT will be here in a minute.

Yes (the spaz )

That's them all over though isn't it? The same lot that demanded to be named in the honours list after last season. They have a major superiority complex. I've lived in shared houses with both Evetonians and Reds and found, on the whole, the Toffees to be much easier to get along with.

I always let spiders live. They are on our side in the war against insects.

That's Horrendous! Seen a few 'muffin-tops' squeezing out between low-slung trousers and cropped tops today.

Presumably because he's not in Shepherds plans in reality, so it's an un-neccessary action. 121602[/snapback] And he has stated he doesn't want the full-time role, he wants to go back to the academy (don't know if his viewpoint on this has changed, mind). Also, would having a fully-qualified Roeder in the background pile more unneccessary pressure on any new manager?

I would. 121607[/snapback] Moi aussi.

'tis by my reckoning.

Jesus Wept, I hope you're not saying what I think you're saying. 121104[/snapback] BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 121257[/snapback] That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!

Woo-hoo! Don't suppose the 'Quite a Range' thread was in there too?

They're brilliant.

'Pissing on the Floor' had me laughing for a couple of days, is that good enough to go gold?

Gutted! We must be cursed, didn't the original 'Quite a Range' thread get deleted by a slip of the finger whilst spring-cleaning too??

I just think he'd add to our 'Comedy Club' reputation.

Financial gain aside, do any of you actually want Ranieri?

Excellent [/Mr. Burns voice] Syed really is an arrogant slime-ball, hope he gets brought down with a bump.

Who got the boot last night? Missed it.

I've got a BT phone package which is very reasonable, Tiscali broadband (no probs at £14.99 p/m) and a freeview box. Nothing to complain about really except itv have taken Men & Motors off the freeview channels and replaced it with some shite called itv play.

Class!

If you study this really carefully you might spot the cryptic clue.

Gemmills versions reminded me of the advertising hoardings in Billy the Fish: Eat Food Sleep in a Bed Shit in a Bog etc.

With a J2O chaser?

Xfm - in crystal clarity on my lovely new DAB radio.

Will you be sipping a white zinfandel or a woo-woo?

Only one way to settle this..... FIGHT!