Ayatollah Hermione

Not to overreact but I’d have sacked Southgate at half time. Got to think there’s a truly embarrassing knockout defeat in the post.

Lee Worst, they should call him.

I’m off today and all the productive shit has been boxed off, my Italia 90 top is on and I’m ready to get banjoed

I love how our significant others are always referred to as “current” Like we all know that the inevitable is coming and they’ll get sick of us eventually.

Not to take away from Gazza but Jenas needs put out of my misery. Twisting on about fuck all and has the CHEEK to criticise De Jong of all players

Him and Dixon is the partnership where commentary goes to die. You’ve got Matterface with absolutely no capacity for capturing the excitement of what’s happening and Dixon has never once successfully cracked a joke that hasn’t resulted in 5 seconds of awkward silence

ITV with that match btw You’d think it was the final of Euro 96

Someone needs to break De Bruyne’s face again

So, he’s fucked it all up for everyone again, we’re in agreement here

I think it’s more that Johnson promised a date and has bollocksed it all up AGAIN and had to delay it a week before everyone was gearing up for things lifted. I even agree with the delay and it’s pissed me off how they’ve found a new form of sheer incompetence. So imagine how the fuckwits feel.

Turkey? Donkeys, more like #EuroJokes

Wales out here looking like an Socceroos tribute act. Soccerpoos

It was 6 o’clock this morning, Rainman. We’re not all up at that time updating our COVID death wall chart.

Another nightmare Christmas run just as Bruce’s “bad luck with injuries” starts. Great.

Did I apparently watch a different France to everyone else last night? Thought they were solid enough but you can get at those full backs.

Having done the maths, I believe it’s actually 63 pints. So, not far off

Kid I know once told a story about his uncle had 96 stubbies in one day so I think we’re on about the same bloke, MF

Got to admit, given the state of the world, I assumed it was some racist political statement on those shirts

Play Grealish against Scotland and he could become the record holder for most fouled player in one match

#PostsThatAgedBadly

Oh aye, fucking terrible when faced with an actual micey boxer but still, can’t knock the drip

Big fan of Ritson’s cornerman wearing a “CORNERMAN FOR PUGILISTS” shirt. Bang into that

I can’t be arsed to type these again so everyone play along, please

And now Martin Keown is wondering if Eriksen is watching

Mind, Jonathan Pearce couldn’t be a worse choice for a commentator in this situation. “There’s a delay to this corner…a trivial situation of course” Fucking hell, let’s just remind everyone of it every 30 seconds