Ayatollah Hermione

PL solely existing on a pasta and red wine diet from now until Sunday. Should buy a moped while you’re at it

If we can get through in regular time tomorrow, we’ll have the legs to get past Italy because we’ll stifle them to death and Kane will nick it with 10 minutes to go

Morata is fucking terrible A proper pillow-footed piss artist

It’s a lot easier if we just blame Phil Neville. Even for the Germany game at Wembley

And Graeme Jones counts as a Euros winner if you ask me

It’s very un-England like which I think they all deserve massive credit for. Denmark will be more of a test but on the flip side, they looked absolutely exhausted at times in the second half against the Czechs whereas we look fit as you like. The depth means that the rotation has been solid as you’d want. Foden and Grealish didn’t even get on last night and Saka should be fit again for Denmark. Getting the selections and subs right when you have so many options sounds easy on paper but doing it is another thing. Granted, we’ve got Graeme Jones who got Joe Willock playing like Frank Lampard so let’s give him the credit.

He should be so lucky, says I

I’ve had a drink, like so don’t hold anything in that post against me too much

This thread is now a negative-free zone so if you can all stop being sensible and get on the positivity train to Euro Success Town. Can we please ban the Irish and the Scots from viewing this thread too? Even Meenzer is touch and go atm. Harry Kane has arrived, baby

Tedium wins trophies, baby. It’s true because of the alliteration

Hope his brother, Benalynfor is out too

What do board game fanatics have for breakfast? DICE Krispies!

Re-watching Police Squad for the first time in what has to be a decade and the narrator saying the wrong title is one of the greatest running jokes in history and I'm amazed nobody has stolen it.

Fuck that, Jack Grealish was made to counteract the Italians. It'll be a dive-off of epic proportions.

We laugh about Spinazolla dying as he lived but he'll be a massive miss for them down that left-hand side. One of their most potent attacking weapons lost.

You just have to respect Spinazolla's commitment to sprinting no matter the situation. 5 games deep into a tournament and he decides to try and knock the ball past someone and do him with a 60 yard sprint in a game they're 15 minutes away from winning

Why yes, I do laugh every time I hear “Dennis Praet” thanks for asking

Definitely. And then another boring 1-0 tomorrow night as we become Europe’s Shithouse. The title we were born to claim.

I’m not being harsh, I was already dropping off and his unenergetic chat about whatever it was started and the next thing I knew, it was half time

Lee Dixon genuinely put me to sleep in the first half. He started droning on and that was it, I was out

Wonder what happened to Bjarni Gundjohnson or whatever he was called

Fucking daft cunt has spent most of his time making this whole thing toxic by going on the wind-up constantly and then inventing another competitive takeover bid in an attempt to sell papers. The sooner he steps over the line and is demoted to covering local, page-filling bullshit, the better

German ref in England’s match tomorrow. Down with the EU, fix fix fix

The fucking cheek of them demanding more transparency about anything They haven’t even released the accounts from last year for a start and that’s before you get into 15 years of saying fuck all to fans or press about anything at all.

This has disaster written all over it, like.