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Everything posted by Ayatollah Hermione
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I think that means he likes them
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
Six year, man He’s decent but come on -
I’m picturing Gemmill as the lead in a sitcom where his buttons are constantly being pushed by his gammon-tastic family. That could be its name; The Gammon Family
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My lass works for one of the trusts and she’s absolutely sick at the minute, like. Rafts of people off and absolutely no help or support incoming, it seems.
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The ref set the tone by blowing for absolutely fuck all 3 times in the first two minutes. Their goal came from a light foul, so did our penalty. Everyone can politely get fucked.
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Shut it, Father Dougal!
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Was a blatant pen. The ref was a proper glue sniffer
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Ayatollah Hermione replied to a topic in General Chat
It’s like a draft excluder -
I’m over Eriksen now. He should have been on the bench last night, the tart. My mate had his gall bladder taken out on Monday and he’s kicking his height already.
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Ayatollah Hermione replied to a topic in General Chat
That’s what your ma said when she whipped my kegs off -
first final for 55 years and the celebrations are over the top. Was Droopy your favourite cartoon character as a kid?
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Here, mate. This is not the time to pick this battle, you sad act. How has Henderson been doing?
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The bit where it cuts to the Danish Shame Kjaer couldn’t rescuscitate his teams chances of winning the tournament. Someone had to be the cunt that knocked them out and I’m over the moon it was. Sunday is too terrifying to even contemplate so I’m going to bed
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Shut up, you’re crying
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Roger Deaderer, more like.
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Sounds like current day Bob Dylan
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“Slimy Dago Town”
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Ayatollah Hermione replied to a topic in General Chat
Pure nerdmobile -
How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Ayatollah Hermione replied to a topic in General Chat
I’d rather be dead in the ground than give up the occasional potato waffle. -
Had a dream we won 5-1 tonight. Granted, Paul Dummett and Emile Heskey scored
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They’ll not vaccinate the kids because 90% of them test better than their privately tutored little shitcunts
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PL solely existing on a pasta and red wine diet from now until Sunday. Should buy a moped while you’re at it
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If we can get through in regular time tomorrow, we’ll have the legs to get past Italy because we’ll stifle them to death and Kane will nick it with 10 minutes to go