Ayatollah Hermione

Tbh, I think they’ll sack him after relegation but that’s purely because they’ll consider Jones the cheap replacement ala Hughton.

Nice easy appearance fee for Carroll so he doesn’t smash Bruce’s face in tomorrow morning.

Has Bruce’s watch stopped?

Have we considered that Bruce has fell out with everyone else on the bench?

Why is he always shirt tight? It’s one thing getting turned by Rashford or Traore but now Matt Phillips is doing him ffs.

Time to press the Carroll button.

It’s a talent only we have that we can have the ball, they’ll show a replay and when it cuts back to live footage, the opposition will have possession.

If we stay up, big if, I’d go for Doherty since he’s not getting his game for Spurs but why go for him when you could get Jackie Shit from Club Brugge for £2.8 million?

I know what post-punk is ffs I knew that would get a bite though. If you’re not getting hyper specific about musical genres, don’t @ me.

Krafth They could have paid me to spend a weekend watching The Championship and I’d have found us a better full back.

Post-Punk is blokes in glasses regurgitating Krautrock basslines because they can’t write melodies. FACT

Black Country, New Road’s debut is quite excellent. Hard to really categorise it as post-punk, even if it’s mostly rooted in that. Bits of sax, weird song structures, a vaguely spoken word style for 70% of it, well recommended

So he doesn’t mind player altercations but he does mind the reporting of them? What earth does this nugget inhabit?

They won’t sack him because of the 3 million compo Got the lowest paid manager in the league with a history of failure and at no point, are they prepared to sack him when it fails again. Genuinely insane

And ever since, Fulham have been all over them. The handball rule strikes again even though Sanchez just kicked it off Lemina’s arm

Probably easier to swallow being subbed when it’s lead to a change that sees your team get a result tbf. And then Rafa would often start Ritchie in important matches and he’s play well so that balanced it out in a good example of, gosh, man management that led to everyone reaping the benefits. I know that was your point but still.

Should take 28 days off Arsenal since they’re always top on the first day tbh.

Craig Hope shows absolutely no mercy. Just ask Steve McClaren

Nothing like accidentally outing your source. What a thick cunt

Knew blaming Ritchie would see shit hit the fan. That, coupled with his treatment of Darlow and the scapegoating of the players for weeks now results in a completely lost dressing room. Probably best for everyone he gets his payout now before he has a heart attack on the pitch

Same thing. My drawing skills lie somewhere between Jackson Pollock and a dirty protest on a prison cell wall

These are like if you asked me to draw the celebrities they’re meant to look like from memory.

Well, at least the pubs will be open so we can leave the ground at half time

Thank god for that “safe pair of hands” Steve Bruce to steer us clear of the drop while Ashley sells the club. Fuck me

Might be the optimist in me but I think he’s away if we don’t beat West Brom. Probably left too late again but still