Ayatollah Hermione

BT Trying to make massive controversies over meaningless decisions is beyond tedious now like. Jimenez’ pen was going to be saved regardless, it was a total shitshow of a pen.

The food bank? What was the bet on, like?

Jimi Hendrick on a free or summat

I like Mini Cheddars me and I’m also a fucker for Monster Munch. And I also can’t be fucked with Everton and their flid mackem shithouse keeper

I got a couple off DHGate for 5-a-side and they looked identical but you only get about 4 washes out of them before the sponsor and badge gets warped. Saying that, it’s probably the same with the proper ones.

God bless the lads on DHGate with the snidey versions up already

Of course UM sticks up for TalkSport

I also thought Joker was canny crap but it was more because I was laughing at every single bit of it and then someone informed me it was meant to be serious and not a parody.

This petition crack is a very nice distraction from preparing for a season that starts in a month.

Would love to know how their wage bill is apparently still at 10 million a year. God knows it can’t be Grigg’s goal bonus lol!!

Listened to that new old Neil Young album last night and it’s solid. “White Line” is on par with anything from his classic albums. Also started listening to Dylan’s new album This post brought to you by yer da.

At first, I thought my mam saying that most of the people not wearing masks are “the big fat people” was her usual nonsense but she’s actually right. Not like being overweight makes COVID more dangerous or owt.

9/4 is easy money on us as far as I’m concerned. Might chuck £50 on it. Worst case scenario, I jinx us and we stay up at the cost of 50 quid

Would try for Ollie Watkins now that Brentford aren’t up. Comfortably better than Joelinton as a number 9. And Mitrovic for that matter.

That’s what I mean. As far as I’m concerned, the meal is worth £4.60 of that.

Of course the most boring option is the one we’re going to get.

£4.75 for Carling, fucking hell

Bielsa will improve him leaps and bounds as well. Kind of player that will fit in nicely to their side.

1. There’s no alcohol in the deal, dick lips. 2. I have a healthy breakfast every morning, sometimes crumpets if I’m feeling bored. 3. Lick iz.

Also, the Eat Out to Help Out scheme is a success considering my mate just paid £3.30 for a pint of lemonade and a breakfast in Wetherspoons What a time to be alive.

You’re going to have to narrow that one down. There’s loads of them that look like the baddies from the Ninja Turtles

Friend of my mates was talking to Edwards in a pub and he was saying he apparently gets really bad DMs about people raping his wife as a result of his tweets but he still carries on. It’s either the mark of a sociopath or a deranged attention seeker.

Also hungover but not from red wine so I can simply have a recovery can and go about my day. God bless recovery cans.

Fucking hell, it must be good if you’ve cracked a smile

Aye, get in a fight with a pissed up radge packet at last orders. That'll knock the pounds off you.