Ayatollah Hermione

That daft cow will probably say it was Ron Weasley

Having said this, he reckons it was a blood test so he might have had it and recovered? I’ll take the two weeks off again, like

Sake. He’s nothing but an inconvenience this kid. How I’ll get to IKEA without a car is another question.

My flatmate has had a positive test though it seems like he’s asymptomatic. What’s the crack there then? Does he just stay in his room and wipe everything down in the kitchen after he uses it? Or do I need to get myself down for a brain swab even though I feel fine?

Opening schools for the ages that can’t social distance and will also need picked up from school. Fucking hell

When he was on the front steps with “Coronavirus” it looked more like he’d been trying to sleep off a good wine session

Pochettino will have the bit between his teeth with regards to shutting some people up as well. He'll definitely be motivated.

I swear to God. This is why we don’t deserve a takeover.

Same, this lot haven’t got a clue. My hair is thicker than CT and it’s starting to get long. Good for running my hand through it sensually when I’m making Social Distancing, sexy eye contact with the sunshine fanny though

Why is it the 1st of June? Why can't it be today of May?

I’m going to have to take drastic measures, like. It’s nice to be reminded that my hair has the depth and strength of the raging sea but it’s getting out of control.

I’ll have polished off more cans waiting for this thing to be announced than I ever possibly could when it is announced.

Express says it “Could be announced in the coming days” How many more days can it possibly take to announce something that is done?

We can definitely add “imminent” to “wide of the mark” and “over the line”

First day I’ve thought the easing of the lockdown is a good idea. The queue for the Co-Op has been quite excellent.

Gish is also quality. Unreal guitar sound.

I did have to have a wry, spiteful chuckle at a teacher I know booting off (rightfully) about the safety concerns about going back to work where 4 weeks ago, she seemed perfectly content in thinking that a clap on the doorstep was enough to Get rid of my concerns about having to go to work with even worse conditions.

“I always got the impression they had this inferiority complex — ‘people don’t want to come here, so we’re going to have to get who we can and pay well’,” An agent confirming that they basically existed to be fleeced.

£84 million going toward vaccine research sounds like a lot but is it?

Ever present but I was too hungover to go to the shed and sort it out

I was hungover and eating a lasagne in bed before. Beat that.

People had enough of it after 6 weeks and I’d wager a solid 60% of the country are just flagrantly ignoring it at this point, including major retail places. It isn’t ingrained in the slightest. Once the green light is given (whenever that is), people will be straight back to normal.

The cruise operators will come into player when we’re playing our games ON THE OPEN OCEAN. Imagine, docking into Brighton to pick them up and then smashing them all over on our special soccer poop deck. Maybe bring a couple of ball bags to accommodate for Joelinton braying shots over the side

“Wideopen Gamesmaster” is a great sex position btw