Ayatollah Hermione

I, for one, will gladly toil away in their salt farms in the newly gentrified Walker area.

Interesting that they apparently have a DoF lined up already. I really hope they’ve done their homework and haven’t just picked Les Reed or someone.

We’ll be so rich, we can pay Mbappe to change his first name to “Kyle”

If Rafa wasn’t so married to coaching, he’d be a fantastic Director of Football. Would get the facilities and scouting network bang up to scratch.

Mad how in a fortnight, if nothing goes tits up, we’ll be the richest club in the world

Glory hunters, man. We’d best get used to it now.

Saint-Maximin confirms it, probably.

Never mind buying the league, we’re going to buy the known universe.

#ANNOUNCEFURIOUSWANKING

You’re definitely the kind of bloke to argue the toss over the regulation size of your garden waste bin

Look, I’m only telling you what the spirits are telling me

Best theory is that it’s a deposit. Like an incredibly expensive game in a snooker club.

wow makes u think hun

Paul Dickov

here, man. What's the answer to the first one? Our weekly video cyber pub is rapidly running out of questions.

Someone send out the Bravado signal for Fish

The England account is now getting in on the full match caper. I actually quite like this nostalgia binge where I can just forget about not having a summer tournament and Newcastle being fucking shite.

Does working from home not have it's own issues though? Obviously, running about for meetings is a pain in the arse but I can't imagine people answering customer service e-mails are going to be any less depressed being locked in the house all day than they would be at work. And then there's the social aspect of going to work, even if half the people you work are dipshits.

Does it really matter if he’s a good debater? Never did Trump any harm and he’s the political equivalent of a toddler punching a table because he has to eat vegetables

The Viet Cong was the last invisible enemy and look how that turned out.

Apparently the EFL games will be played behind closed doors to finish the season so that'll be no change for Sunderland!!! Ha Ha!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60wZ3QNflJp2kbJGAAZJxw?si=XJSHclneTI2vQWORjCxwZw This isn't embedding for whatever reason but I'm spending my quarantine time making playlists that are "straight fire" as the teenagers who I don't understand would say. 2 hours going from Eddie Hazel's radge cover of 'California Dreamin' through untouchable hip-hop through guitar shredding to some early 70s crooning at the end to calm you all down. Tried to keep some consistency throughout it with regards to songs with grooves but by the third one of these I do, it'll be completely scattershot.

Not often I get on board with agreeing how mental idiots on Facebook think something is but fucking hell, Tiger King. Lunatics orbiting bigger lunatics.