Ayatollah Hermione

Bullshit. Salah digged him

Remember Pickford at our place last season Amazed he kept his England spot after that episode.

Having looked at the time of that post, my lawyer has advised that I admit to being pissed in order to receive a lenient sentence.

excellent selective quoting

What's the maddest conspiracy theory that you actually believe? Epstein getting bumped off in prison doesn't count because that's not really a conspiracy since everyone knows what's up there. Mine is one that I've cooked up which is that, when Stevie Wonder dies, they'll run the autopsy and find out he wasn't blind. Innervisions is too good to be written by a man who can't see.

FWIW, I'm putting over 3.5 on this game. For some reason, I can predict goals. Arsenal's attack is pretty formidable but we should get some joy against their, frankly, awful defence. So, expect it to be 0-0

Draws will lead to losses, losses will lead to Ross getting sacked, Ross getting sacked will lead to Sewpa Kev taking over and then, when he can only muster the playoffs because of the bad start, the fun really begins again.

Fair play to them for using it as an excuse to get rid of all their shite.

If it's that good, why did Farrokh Bulsara AKA Freddie Mercury leave there? Clamped.

Still shite. FACT.

No idea why Pochettino thought his side needed another Sissoko in Ndombele. He’s bought some shite, that bloke.

This is where I am with it

Shine a fucking light, what an arseache. The offside caper is an embarrassment

And lo, dear reader, the Americans completed their final step in ruining something else for everyone by getting involved.

I keep seeing those HECK sausages everywhere when I'm shopping. Looks like a load of "It's a no from me", Dragons Den bullshit if you ask me.

Reckon Norwich might get some joy against poorer sides or in games where they have most of the ball so expect us to line up like that next week. They’ll still go down because everyone else will just press them and stop them playing but still, we’ll be good for 4 points for them.

Amazed Bruce doesn’t like Colback. I honestly thought he’d play about 15 games this season.

Aye, a load of untested foreigners and a player who won't be fit for another month. What a flid.

If you don’t want Andy Carroll back, you’re a Tory. Those are the rules, I’m afraid.

Lots of “surprise” talk here https://amp.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/aug/05/premier-league-2015-16-season-predictions Telegraph had us 12th, even Lawrenson had us top half. So, not quite the 9th I remember but clearly people thought we’d do alright because we spent money.

Aye, it’s worrying that he’s seen as “competition” for Yedlin rather than someone to oust him completely and send him back to the MLS and the Cincinnati Beef Curtains or whoever he used to play for.

Thanks for the links. Not sure what they have to do with easily swayed football reporters who only do the surface level thinking before predicting but thanks all the same.

By the same token, we were predicted 8/9th finishes the season McClaren took over and we went down. They put a lot of weight on the off-the-field events which is why their predictions are so lopsided.

Why has he even went on in the first place?

Teams Champions: Man City Relegated: Palace, Norwich, Sheffield United Newcastle to Finish: 15th Best Attack: Man City Worst Attack: Burnley Best Defence: Liverpool Worst Defence: Norwich FA Cup Winner: Chelsea League Cup Winner: Leicester Players League Top Scorer: Kane League Most Assists: Sterling Player of the Season(League): Sterling Player of the Season(Us): Longstaff Signing of the Season(League): Che Adams will keep Southampton afloat. I'll change this if Coutinho goes to Spurs. Signing of the Season(Us): Joelinton, I suppose Biggest Flop(League): Wesley (Villa) or Haller (West Ham) Biggest Flop(Us): Willems Worst Discipline: Some Sheffield United player Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Mason Greenwood Managers First Sacked: Hodgson First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Solksjaer Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: The game that sends a side down will be decided by VAR