Ayatollah Hermione

The very last thing anyone over the age of 15 wants is to feel any kind of connection to fucking Youtubers of all things. If I have a Chromecast lying around, I'm sure I'll try it but I can imagine the third party support is going to be limited to Ubisoft and Id and going by Google's track record, they'll dump it after 6 months when it doesn't immediately catch on.

GDC announcement is NOW. Do we have the new console killer?

he missed a trick by not singing Freebird

I'm not saying that staging a fireworks display when you're on the telly is Mackem behaviour, I'm just saying that nobody would be surprised if Sunderland followed suit.

Daft cunt had his phone out all game rather than actually supporting us when we went behind. He can shove it up his arse, widthways

Saw none of the match but saw our goals and if that’s Matt Ritchie’s swan song, what a way to go. Loved how he celebrated as well. They let him go because they thought JORDON IBE was hot shit so I’m sure he had plenty of resentment against them. Lovely to see

Even the weather is trying to tell them to give it up.

Aye, Fraser and Wilson are dangerous together but we did keep them quiet at home. Still, you’d take a point after our recent home form though we do go above them with a win. What I’m trying to say is we’re in for a 4-0 away win

The whole game has been fucked for years. The general flow of the AI has finally caught up with the match engine for sheer stupidity.

Dunkirk was helped hugely by the use of sound in the cinema. Can imagine it loses a lot without that.

This Zahavi seems to have strong links with Kenyon as well. Thus, probably indirectly proving the Kenyon takeover story was a load of bollocks between two mates

Another drawn out cycle of him and Ashley leaking contradictory stories to the press. Great

The Sun have a very progressive take on it all

Typical woman. This is why we can't be letting them make important decisions.

Aye, can only assume that the likes of Maddison, Wan-Bissaka, Gunn and Nelson are going to the Under 21 Euros but it's hard on Ward-Prowse, who should really be getting in over Loftus-Cheek or Barkley. I'm not sure I've ever seen that Michael Keane have a good game either. It'd be Coady or an return for Smalling if it was me.

Think Carroll's 2010 was better. It's forgotten how much of a tank he was before the move to Liverpool and he was probably the better finisher.

Even if they win their game in hand, they don't jump above Barnsley. Panic stations

2-0 is a dangerous scoreline, Clive.

No wonder you're always up a height listening to that shite

They’ll definitely re-sign Johnson btw. They couldn’t give a fuck

That Marco Silva can take his face for a shite as well. Moaning on about injustices when the ref was their 12th man all game. Your team is brittle as fuck and your plan for the second half was to sit back and let us play. Cheers for taking an attacker off to go 3 at the back so Shelvey had free reign to knock passes about as well, you useless fraud. Pound shop Pochettino.

Yesterday's result was even worse for them considering that they are so close to Everton. Because of their special relationship, when Perez knocked the third in, it was like a dagger to the heart. The sad bastards.

The linesman on the right btw An absolutely atrocious refereeing performance that I'm absolutely amazed we managed to overcome.

Exactly what that little Mackem prick deserves for his timewasting. Shove that up you, you little cunt.

Same hairline, anyway