Ayatollah Hermione

Made up for Mala getting his end away

I think she wants to loosen up that burqa so we can settle the most important question: would she get it?

I've said it before, teams treating us like a big scalp didn't seem to bother us that much. As evidenced by instant promotion rather than hilarious relegation.

Decent enough run out and it was good to see it being played at a decent tempo, even if it was largely boring. more importantly, they managed to run a live stream that didn’t buffer and fuck up every 30 seconds. That’s the real progress here.

What was Joselu doing when he was through on goal there? who decided on striker as his position when he was coming through?

They’re going to have to go on some winning run to get in the top two since Luton and Barnsley don’t look like they’re going to drop many points. So, they need to go on streaks of 4/5 wins on the bounce but they absolutely don’t know how to kill teams off. What a shame

Can tell Almiron is a good player, mind. Always passing and moving and looking to play in the gaps. Grafts his bollocks off as well. Kenedy seems to be working harder in this game than he has all season

Paid 3 quid for this because Almiron is starting tbh. Kenedy just fucked up an easy ball to play Rondon in. Money well spent

They’re getting very good at those harmonised “BEEEEWWWWW”s now. They’re like the Welsh

Accrington haven’t scored in 5 games, I believe so putting 15 quid on them scoring in the first 15 minutes.

Your pop album of the year has already been sewn up

The first thing Michael Owen mentions about Ozil is how lucky he was to have his wages doubled when Sanchez left. And he's putting dip on, the fat little shit.

Oldham Athletic. What are we doing?

Huddersfield are the worst top flight side in about 15 years. If we don't beat them, they should send us down with them.

It was alright in the World Cup because the refs used it well (for the most part) and there was a certain novelty to it. Letting our lot loose on it is asking for trouble.

Can't wait to win the World Cup now that we have the quality central midfielder we've been missing

Will Grigg is dire. No defence is terrified.

Ignoring the massive difference in sponsorship money, history and even general interest to make a “right-on” point is very trendy right now. Even before raising the counter argument that women’s football is absolutely shit

CT and fucking Minority Report, man

Wolves are 7th yet are basically as close to 17th as they are 6th and they think they're a good team

The ref also gave the Salah dive against us

So, the ref was going to play on until they scored, aye?

What did this ref do recently that was beyond thick again? Could see Almiron being the difference here if he comes on. Based purely on me wanting him to be

Doing nothing for the Midlands’ “Land that Time Forgot” reputation by quoting a load of unfunny stereotypes from the 80s, mind.

Wolves fond memories of them being sponsored by crisps in a time where every broadband or technology company was chucking money into football advertising.