Ayatollah Hermione

Fish will never think we’ll be relegated. Even that time we did get relegated.

Muto still can’t speak a lick of English apparently. No idea what he’s doing, I thought they were known for their work ethic

Aye, it often seems like Pep is doing one of those Football Manager challenges where you have to win all of Europe’s top leagues

Long term Alan Pardew target, James Tomkins showing his ability for the Brighton goal. What a load of shite

Sounds as embarrassing as everything else he's put out in the past decade. To contribute something other than hating Ricky Gervais, Barry is coming back for Season 2 and if you haven't watched that, you absolutely should. One of the most pitch perfect dark comedies I've ever seen with brilliant performances from Bill Hader and Henry Winkler.

Has he shoehorned being an atheist into it yet? He doesn't believe in God btw.

And yet Kirk Douglas is still going. Terrible news for my death pool.

Was at a talk-in with Les Ferdinand recently and he chalked it up to what he sees as a common problem with British managers i.e. they come into a club and try to start from scratch instead of just tinkering with what good was there. If Daglish had won something by only adding a couple of players, it would have been said that he won it with Keegan's team and he didn't want that. Hadn't thought of it like that before but it makes some amount of sense. He also said Steve McClaren is thick as shit, in not so many words.

Aye, his performance, if you can call it that, at Cardiff away was a disgrace but he's clearly sorted his head out and is willing to put the work in before he leaves. Probably his agent telling him that a string of good performances here will help him jump to a Premier League side but still.

Shame he’s dead, thus robbing everyone of Smooth Criminal jokes. Though, you’d hope that the good Lord will be knocking on his cloud to have some stern words with him

It was supposed to be International Women’s Day on Monday but they took too long getting ready!

Expect lots of Instagram posts talking about supporting each other while simulataenously screenshotting other lasses outfits to take the piss in a group chat.

Tbf, have you confused it for a documentary?

We'll score from a corner. Get on the phone to Winstone and hoy a tenner on it.

13/14 was clearly worse during Carver’s reign of terror as well.

Well, I, for one, would RATHER lose 4-3 than win 1-0

When's the Netflix documentary on this place? Everyone else is getting one and we've had far more interesting characters through the years.

From people last year?

Aye, I think he wants to stay (I’m sure being very well paid helps) but there’s absolutely no chance he’ll believe this bunch of chancers for another window. Ashley will definitely use the Almiron signing as an excuse in the summer

I’m sure the next manager we get will handle his development as well as Rafa would, don’t worry.

Miraculously, didn’t we make our money back in full?

Ended up catching some of Good Morning Britain (I know) and some lass was on there saying that a baby should actually be called a “Theyby” because, forcing identity and gender on a child when it isn’t aware enough to do so itself, could constitute cruelty. A valid cause, slightly undermined by the fact she called her bairn “Sparrow” and it was the result of a polyamorous relationship between two women and a man. what a world

Always nice to see Real Madrid get a pasting. And also nice to see Ajax getting back amongst it at the top level until their best players are poached immediately in the summer.

Sometimes sound a bit like the wallpaper soul that the lads steal a living playing in The Tanners but some of the synths and songs in this new Chaka Khan album are quality.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47442923 Another special relationship, fuck me