Ayatollah Hermione

Why would Leicester be arsed about Slimani going to a struggling Premier League club? Can’t see it effecting them when their season is basically done already.

aye, that bulls knacker today was using as a crutch for every single decision. They'll love it since they don't have to actually make any decisions themselves now. He used it at one point for an offside where about 5 West Brom players were offside ffs. Why bother? That game today was a total shambles. Long periods of fuck all happening that completely threatened the complete spontaneity and charm of football.

Aye, our history in the FA Cup under Ashley shouldn't even factor into wanting to do these at Stamford Bridge. Ashley has no bearing on me wanting my team to win football matches.

Ewerk gives him a potential 5 mark exam question and he asks for specifics Remember to PEE, CT.

Do they have a column in Take a Break?

Yes but effort

Mark E Stiff, more like. Seriously though, RIP. A definite one-off in the world of music.

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

That Jorgensen isn't playing tonight. I have no idea about the context or importance of the game but let's just assume he's signing and that's that.

I pay for mine with cold, hard sex. What are we talking about?

there’s an odd poetry to this

Give them 20 million plus Colback. Force the bastard to leave. Tell him he's going to Disneyland and then kick him into Feyenoord's training ground before speeding off

Don’t you spend all day calling Rafa a “fat cunt” on Twitter?

Reckon Kenedy might well turn out useful tbh. We have players down that side but he has a trick, a canny left peg and it gives teams we’ve already played something different to think about next time out. May well free up Aarons to get 5-6 month of regular football too. As for the striker, it’ll probably be someone we were linked with in the summer. That Willian Jose or whoever.

Ryder reckons that would be a loan deal. Christ knows who this other lad is. Possibly invented by him in a real ale haze.

Kenedy loan and in talks for a striker that would break our record fee says our favourite, bullet headed sports reporter.

Sadly, Rafa is far too clever to see through all of Ashley's shite. Luckily, Mark Hughes is unemployed so it'll cost us nowt to employ him in the summer when Rafa, rightfully, leaves

He was fucking miles better than the likes of Mark Hateley. Bobby Robson a racist? Who can say?

Meenzer had a shite team IIRC. Sure he made the final chase though. Got dressed in the dark as well, as I recall.

Play Colback, El-Mhanni and two other tits we won't miss with a suspension, have them get straight reds in the first ten minutes and take the 0-3 forfeit.

Aye, this lot need all the help they can get. Walkouts, low attendances etc. have, time and again, been proven not to work. He doesn't give a fuck because he knows everyone will be back as soon as we get a decent result.

Should buck her in the toilets anyway. For science.

Reckon he’s had a tip off about the TV rights tbqfhwy. Must be set to make a bomb if we stay up

Was hoping it was a 3pm so I could just watch my bets come in and watch the highlights after the fact but no, thanks Sky. You shitpipes.