Ayatollah Hermione

Reckon we should just concern ourselves with giving Dave ample opportunity to belt as many as he can past them rather than worrying about their lot. Pure Pardew crack.

5-2 to us. I'm tallying up his points total for us until May. So far, we're on 6 points.

I'd have come out, give the nurse a wink and fucked off.

Try to lure it away with some bread.

I'm having some Jamaican Lager Beer tonight and I'm petrified that after 4 (of 6), i'm going to lose all will power and get a pizza in.

Did they give you any grot to crack one out over?

Reckon this might be another good game but aye, can see us losing narrowly. Hoping for big Gabby Obertan to hoy another world class cross in and Mitrovic to decapitate Garry Monk.

I always like the looks on the pasty white crowd during this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVQjGGJVSXc

I saw someone go arse over tit down the stairs to the toilets in Flares. Their stag do shite went everywhere, it was mint.

Being sick into the sink, more like. Good hangover bait in the same way that takeaway pizza is and I'll have no words said against them.

"FUCKIN GET RID OF IT, MAN"

Was gan to say. I was readying up K and O and they were set to kill.

I was a matchgoer but I find it hard to believe that people haven't had that energy completely sapped out of them over the past 6/7 seasons. That canny period under Hughton and 11/12 aside, it's been the most depressing shit imaginable. Most of the time at home over the last 3 years, we've hardly been in the game and got repeated hidings. It was even worse away I say this, fully aware that I never saw the 80s when Terry Fuckwit and Johnny Sex-Pest or whoever were our strikers.

and rightfully so

We used to get in The Mechanics in Dunston () when we were about 15. They knew we were that age but we got a "Are you lot 18?" anyway. They needed our business, mind. It was like a peadophile's funeral in there most nights.

The Brando

Speaking of The Viz' plates, this one from a couple of months ago was quality

My mate tried to do that once with some Four Roses I had bought. I nearly burst his lips.

First game was a 3-0 win over West Ham in the 95/96 season. Was 4, I believe. Maybe 5 if it was early 96. I remember some shit muncher for them getting sent off and was sitting in the East Stand, I think. Couldn't tell you how many I've been to but the number has dropped over the past couple of seasons. A combination of working weekends and being served up absolute dogshit football by players I can't stand.

The Ivan Toney derby

It's a proper full english breakfast[/Viz]

Aye, like light off your head

He watched Dr. Dolittle 100 times to try and learn his secret.

Aye, you and CT should have a race.