Ayatollah Hermione

New theory: essembee is John Carver

Alternatively, give the kids weed.

The judges as well. Cheryl Cole, as lush as she is, is completely dead behind the eyes and has a career through profound luck. Christ knows nobody cares about her solo music.

Moving onto the dutch too ffs. When we will learn that it's Germans that we should be after?

Fucking hell, we lose one game away from home and it all kicks off. This is going to take some serious work, both on and off the pitch. But, I'm definitely willing to believe anything about Sissoko because he's a coward and I can fully believe him lying about a groin strain.

Ever since my shifts started requiring me to get up early, I'm up early every weekend now as well and prefer it. Even though my Saturdays just involve getting up, drinking tea, eating breakfast, going out to swear at Newcastle and stumbling in drunk, it feels like I've accomplished more because I've spent 18 hours of the day awake.

Or Pelaw Pitney. Anyone going to that Xiu Xiu plays Twin Peaks gig at The Sage? I rolled in pissed one night and bought a ticket for it and only just remembered about it.

If you could guarantee Taylor being fit for a season, I'd play 3 at the back with him, Mbemba and Colo with Janmaat and Haidara as wing-backs because they like to bomb on. No, I'm not going to try and figure out the five other lads.

I hope I die doing what I loved. Being murdered

Should ask Woody Allen about his relationship with his daughter, the dodgy get

state of you

I remember a kid brought a porn mag in when we were about 14. Seemed strange when we could bluetooth videos of dodgy sexual caper but that's how it went. We did watch those in the back of classes though. Teachers were watching them with us though.

Writing Elton John lyrics in his jotter.

Aye, we did most of these mentioned. Canterbury Tales was like learning another language, what a load of shite. Our theme for A-Level was Dystopian futures so we got to do A Handmaid's Tale and 1984 which was canny. Though, we had to do Great Expectations at GCSE and then again at A-Level. What a kick in the balls.

On the fipside, he's still getting to grips with the team and is trying to work out 3 years of dogshit coaching. That takes more than 5 games.

Also, it shows that a good central midfielder is a bigger issue than people thought, especially if we play like that and teams are sitting deep when we have the ball. If Cabaye had as many touches as Colback last night, he'd have run the game.

From reading his post-match comments, at least McClaren seems to recognise that it just didn't work last night so he might change things up on Saturday. A major flaw of the last lot was their inability to recognise that or, if they did recognise it, they never tried anything different.

Think McClaren needs to realise that his best team contains Perez and the set-up needs to be shuffled a bit. I really don't want to see this kind of set-up at home to Watford.

Or a euphemism.

Leon Best was scoring them every week in August 2011

"Someone's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!"

this kid.

Pardew took Bolassie off for Jedinak and five minutes later, they had conceded

Just got it today. The prologue is one of the best pieces of video gaming I've seen in ages. As cinematic as the best MGS moments, only there's a real escalating pace to it, similar to the best moments in Uncharted. The first mission is a good example of what this is going to be; missions designed to give you multiple ways through and it's good fun running into outposts and taking them all out without being seen.