Ayatollah Hermione

Did that thread with that kid who fell afoul of a Chinese gang get deleted in the end btw?

I'll pay a string of Korean women to "find myself", thank you very much.

I like them a lot better than their contemporaries but I'm a 3 minutes and done, power pop kind of man. Saying that, I love Suede's first two albums

Literally one read-through of his work would spot these things.

I'm probably going to shift into something else in the next 12 months. Got my TEFL certificate there doing nowt and I imagine that moving to Korea for a year is quite a shift but fuck it, I think it needs to be something drastic that shifts you out of the malaise.

Can see Villa being in trouble unless they pull a real rabbit out of the hat to replace Delph and Benteke. They've lost Vlaar as well, who didn't play much last season but was still captain IIRC. If you take Sherwood's two spells as a manager together, he's only had a season's worth of experience so could well see him gone by February. It would be a terrible shame if they went down, like. Can see Bournemouth playing some canny stuff and surprising a few at the start but struggling as it progresses. Reckon the relegation battle will be between the three promoted sides, Leicester, Villa and the mackems. Maybe West Brom if they don't add any more players.

Good idea that. I've never thought of listing all of my "favourites" in one place. Wouldn't have taken you for such a Supergrass fan, HF.

I imagine players will be leaving as soon as they tie up their last incoming deal. Will be a case of them looking at the squad and getting rid of any shit that won't fit into the 25 man squad. Hopefully that includes Gouffran who literally offers nowt but a warm body. Can't see a way for him into the team if we sign a second striker as well since he'd basically be 5th choice there.

Either way, it's refreshing to see how the inclusion of two centre halves that aren't Mike Williamson provides some options and depth at the back. Now, if we could only shoot Williamson out of a cannon

I'm still in awe of the sheer heft of that bloke in the bottom left.

I love the majority of these "life hacks" btw. Especially the ones that involve far more work than what they're trying to solve.

Think he's trying to say you've lost weight.

Selling those books to save up for a chair, I hope.

Assume that this line-up was McClaren titting about and seeing if the likes of Satka is ready and if Bigirimana can deputise at right-back. For centre halves, I can imagine we'll only get Mbemba now and Lascelles, Taylor and Colo can fight for the other spot.

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About time you got on to Father John Misty, Gemmill. For anyone that's heard the Tame Impala new one, are you having the same reaction as me? As in, finding the production and the songs really interesting for about half of their run-time and then getting very bored? Maybe I need to be absolutely spangled. The Bird and Bee's new album is enjoyable, mind. 35 minutes, very tightly crafted new wave songs.

Grease was absolutely for lasses, man. I was a teenager when the Crazy Frog was number one, I'm not going around blasting that.

"i would like to thank the fellas at Toontastic for their support during the metal handle debate. It really meant a lot"

I'm not one for stats but IIRC, they show that Janmaat provides more assists than he did. I think he's more solid defensively too. Let the record show that I am not prepared to engage in a Fish-style discussion about this. I probably won't even read the replies

Was just thinking about him the other day actually, was thinking that it must have been close to a year. Time moves far too quickly.

Standing up to wipe your arse ffs. Do you shout for your mam to check if you're all clean as well? What we need is another 15 pages of this.

As I was saying http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/01/sport/football/age-african-football-mbemba/ Bloke has four birthdays and is probably 26/27. Champion.

Same here tbh. There's been too much said about sensible transfers and not enough on getting our radge quota up.

Nice to see that Kenan from Kenan and Kel is a Geordie.

Janmaat is comfortably better than Debuchy. I don't miss Cabaye's boyfriend in the slightest. At least Haidara is a left footer on the left but Santon's mismanagement was yet another Pardew masterstroke.