Ayatollah Hermione

Reminds me of my idea (in about 2007) of kiosks in music shops/Apple Stores where you could plug your iPod in and download music from iTunes that was installed. In hindsight, universal mobile internet and the rise of music streaming was probably a bigger money spinner but there was that 6 months where actual shops still mattered where I could have made off into the night with millions before anyone realised there was a better way.

Happy birthday, mate.

Who was the comedian that did the bit about there being an olympics where drug use is encouraged and ridiculous new world records were set in every event? Was a funny bit.

Stripped to the waist, outside now. The first one to lose an eye...loses.

Oh good, another alpha male fight. Look, I eat rocks for tea and have punched 21 horses to death.

Gemmill, the soopa fan.

Wayne Rooney's finest moment of the past five years tbh. Shitting himself when faced with that 25 stone lunatic.

I've got one of those Sports Direct mugs since it came with a pair of cheap trainers I use for flying about work in. People not buying from Sports Direct are bizarre, like me not buying some cheap pairs of socks is going to make his retail monopoly come crashing down. In fact, I'm such a mega Geordie that I won't even open my eyes when I know I'm walking past one of his shops.

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My jeans just sprouted wallet chains reading that list.

"LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!" Glenn Howerton is the most underrated comedic actor in the world.

Does Sadie The Bra Lady still advertise before films btw? I wouldn't know as I'm above the cinema

not heard that for ages

Depends what a fantasy draft entails. Also, if you hate character creation, you simply don't have the imagination to make yourself a 7 foot tall, pink haired transvestite who wears nothing but hot pants. That'll make winning the title even better.

He already looks like he's in his 40's. That's what hiding in fear from CT will do to you.

uncal mick. If anyone ever summed up Sunderland, it's him.

Here, do you know how hard it is to chin a horse? That bloke doesn't get nearly enough credit.

Look at Mr. Sainsburys here. "Oh, I want to buy a punnet of strawberrys for £3.75 instead of a reasonable price" What a fucking liberty!

In 2010, every woman in Sunderland still had the same haircut as Wolf.

I don't how I didn't get chinned in Sunderland about a week after the 5-1. Was chicken dancing down the street, absolutely mortal and somehow made it from Park Lane Metro into the safety of a student pub without getting digged. In my head, it was like something off Gladiators; me, navigating the travelator as mackems chucked stuff at me.

Call him Fanny Mings for a triple whammy.

Speaking of taking the piss, I forgot to mention that time I tried eating a baguette when I had Bells Palsy. What a fucking nightmare that was and I must have looked preposterous to boot.

New Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats album is out today. Essential if you like Black Sabbath as it's basically just that blueprint. Specifically Sabbath around 74/75.

Aye, Aldi is waxa for booze. Those Perlenbachers (or however it's spelled) are lush. Think it's 6 bottles for 4 quid or something like that.

Aye, I was looking at CEX but their prices for Xbox Ones went up a couple of weeks ago for some reason. First impressions of the console itself are fine but having a PS4 really shows how poor the interface on Xbox One is. Everything is cluttered in a way that makes navigating the menus a nightmare for the first few times you use it and the store page is miles behind the Playstation one from an interface standpoint. Installing games seems to be the same nightmare process of pausing/unpausing/restarting until you get decent speeds. The physical console is a canny size, mind. Don't have my launch 360 to hand but I'd say it's roughly the same size, maybe even bigger so make some space under your telly. I will say that the suspend/resume feature on Xbox works 100x better than on PS4 for me. Put the console into standby last night, turned it on today and could launch Sunset Overdrive right from where I left off.