Ayatollah Hermione

Wonder where Magma is these days.

Review with Forrest MacNeill is back and anyone here who likes their comedy needs to watch it. You can skip it, Fish.

Love the video of him showing Gary Lineker around SJP and marveling at the quality of the wooden doors. Not sure even any of us would care enough to make sure the doors in the ground were of that quality.

Kids and their frigging boom boom boom music.

Probably a bar. Would try and get some decent DJs in for the weekends, I'd handle the music the rest of the time. Nee pool table, nee darts but I'd have a good selection of drink, if I could manage it. If you asked for Geordie tapas, you'd get three bags of crisps for the table to share. I'd basically just want to take over Tilleys tbh.

As if Cameron isn't in to the worst porn in the world. Scat, snuff films AOTS at Downing Street.

On a similar early 90s note, a fuck load of Saint Etienne. Foxbase Alpha and So Tough in particular.

Finally, a big lumbering oaf he can play on the right wing!

Portsmouth. Or someone like that. I changed his name to "Pissflaps", closed the game and threw my laptop off a bridge.

Is Dave the Rave still alive btw?

He's knocked me out of the League Cup on Football Manager, him. He can get fucked.

I look at him starting loads of games in sides that were regularly getting hidings.

We looked well organised and won loads of pre-season games last year and you'll remember that we had a great season.

Been relegated twice and everyone thinks he's decent, for some reason

Forgot all about those polo tops with the club crest on. My neighbour used to wear one all the time IIRC, what a load of shite

Most clubs aren't in desperate need for strikers though. If you actually took any notice of other clubs, you'd see.

That explains the bad breath but what about the welts on my arse?

Had a couple of heavy nights in Sheffield but managed to get through it without a hangover. On our street, there was a load of brothels so I'm not sure if those two things are linked because I can't remember a bastard thing from Sunday night.

I was at this game and Williamson was notably struggling to deal with their strikers. Also, I've never seen a team try less than Newcastle; it was a kickabout to get fitness up.

I'm sure that when he signed for us, there was talk about his agent had a "plan" for him which basically amounted to having a good season at us, getting a move to a Champions League club for the pay-rise and going from there. With the Chelsea move not panning out perfectly (in the sense of starting every week), it makes sense that the only place they'd get comparable wage packets would be a club like Shanghai Shenhua.

New one, aye. Aside from the set-pieces being brilliant, It's absolutely gorgeous to look at; the costume design, set design and the general look and feel of the editing and locations is brilliant.

Mad Max - Completely radge

I'm 24 and I'm basically fucked for a good 18 hours after a good drink. I'm hoping I have a late career resurgence like Alan Shearer or Harold Shipman but I reckon it's only going to get worse from here. Like Michael Ricketts or Paula Radcliffe.

A band doing good stuff that sounds fairly similar to that early 90s US lo-fi rock sound are Speedy Ortiz. The new one by Screaming Females is a good rock album too.