Ayatollah Hermione

him clarifying the subtext :lol:

That's goal 1 of 1500 this season for Dave Cisse.

I actually hung on to the end of that for some wise words or something to that effect.

Happy birthday, you dirty old fucker. I won't post any chebs because I'm considerate about that time your heart packed in.

I remember him scoring against Brazil in the World Cup so anyone that can leave that whopper David Luiz in the dust is alright by me.

CT, just keep it to the metal detecting forum, mate.

I'd be having a stern word with the headteacher, me. If they had tried that on me in nursery, I'd have simply kicked my teacher in the kneecap, lit a tab and rode off on my motorbike, flicking everyone the V's.

Wasn't he promised a move away in that summer and he threw his toys out the pram because we wouldn't accept the Arsenal bid? Arsey behaviour all around really but it's to be expected.

The bloke pisses about with a metal detector and hits refresh on this place all day. He's not in need of more Taxi-ing hours, clearly.

"Fancy some metal detecting, son?" "I'm fucking away, fatha. Sad bastard"

Joke is on them now that Pardew has got his man. He'll be relying on one bloke (Cabaye) to do it all for him once his overly cautious, shitty arsed system is put in place after a dodgy start.

how aren't you beaten up more often?

having murdered the last one

This is the most boring Dear Diary yet. Do you keep owt to yourself? Walking out of the doctor's office, right into the waiting room, telling everyone who will listen about your piles.

You could run it through Google Translate. I have but I won't spoil the surprise.

If that article is to be believed, the only team interested in taking Ferguson on is a League 2 one. He'll be away by August 31st. Or September 5th or whatever date the window shuts now

Sounds like he really is sick. Sick of playing for Liverpool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just imagining Gemmill now, tv tray on his lap, one bar on the fire, cheering in delight because there's an episode of Silent Witness on ITV4 that he hasn't seen.

Going from Sammy to Ferguson on the left is a genuinely impressive drop. And Sammy isn't even good.

Just a plasticine figure and some bloke's fish tank IMO.

The...Fall Guy?

No idea. I've sent him an e-mail but the fucker is probably still in bed or whatever time it is over there. Least I know it should have arrived by now. Hope it hasn't fell out of the plane like Slim Pickens riding the bomb.

Hardcore sexual equipment. It's a big collection of compilations and bootlegs that I can't find for love or money owa here. He's got them for me, packaged them and sent them over but not sure if it's normal to take this long.

How long should post from the US take to get here? A mate has sent me some stuff over about a month ago and there's no sign of it yet. From looking around, some parts of the internet have said it could take 5-6 weeks, depending on customs fucking about and how busy it is over there. But, most of the posts I found were from a few year ago so things may have changed in that time. Anyone had any experience with it?