Ayatollah Hermione

Was hoping you'd see that after the story you told about your foul mouthed Italian/Spanish/Mexican/Other friend who had that as a catchphrase.

Was trying to have a quick one before Babestation came on.

Still on the loose is the Wyn Monster. Justice will be dealt out one day.

this :lol: Easily my favourite thing to ever come from this place.

What a bunch of chancers we are.

Just Matip, baby.

Aye, Rectify is excellent. Also, it has Abigail Spencer in it who is quite comfortably lush.

How do the pedals sound? Before and after the 8 Red Stripe

Armed with a metal detector and always there with a witty quip, it's Robo-Cock!

Reminds me of a story about some bloke who had remarried after his first wife died but still wore the old wedding ring on his right hand. that'll be you at speed dating. "It just reminds me of happier times" before breaking into tears, leaving a very uncomfortable 45 seconds for the poor lasses opposite.

For the purposes of my shit joke, he is.

You fill out your profile, hoy some info on and then go around looking at other profiles and liking them. If you both like each other, it tells you and then you can send her a picture of your cock and balls.

I, for one, think you should go and give her sister a slab.

Bad crack, Gemmill. You want to watch going on Tinder with your pacemaker though, there's some right tidy boilers on there and we're right in bikini season.

Seems to me that 800m Gold Medalist Mo Farah is once more trying to run. This time? From his problems. Thank you.

Aye but Shola could do that in his sleep. NEXT.

"13 and pregnant" is actually my search parameters on OKCupid.

MC CLAREN IN THE HOUSE. REEEEEEMIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Also, in three short years, the market for transfers has changed to the point where there's way more money kicking about. You've just got to look at the increase in TV money in that span to see that. I bet a 12th place finish now would eclipse what we got for finishing 5th (I'm not going to check that) and clubs like Stoke, who only just finished with their highest position ever last year, are spending a load of money to secure a squad capable of taking small steps forward. Our lot think that they can leap 10 places up the table by spending less than everyone else and it's ridiculous to expect that to happen and ridiculous to expect one cheap signing (your Remy's, Ba's etc) to be relied on to do so. You need a squad and this lot aren't capable of building it.

Fish, that's the shittest sexy talk I've ever heard.

I bet it's like Captain Caveman. You could reach in and pull anything out.

Bet Demba Ba is clamming.

I got a nasty case of Cibola Burn in Thailand

Was Austin in by last Friday, Bas Dost in by tomorrow. Next week, it'll be Marcelo Salas in by the titty fourth of Pisstober