Ayatollah Hermione

CT, the amount of times your common sense postings have been proven to be false suggests they aren't common sense. And no, I'm not looking for any evidence, I can't be arsed.

"Vera off Prisoner Cell Block H"

Kanye's stage show was infinitely more interesting than a big telly.

:lol: I'm in tears

CT has a 20 a day habit. Costs him a fortune to buy that many Twixes

Hope CT's phone battery dies next

Didn't catch this at Glasto

aye, just bring everyone down ffs I'm just drunk enough to cry at that

love the story about the iconic organ line in that song; he was just jamming along with the rest of the band and he had nowt else to do so sat behind the keyboard. The iconic sound comes from him not being a piano player so he's catching up with his right hand throughout the song and a legend was born. Imagine just turning up and playing an instrument on one of the most iconic songs ever written and not knowing what you're doing. Anyway, hope everyone is having a good time

Can't wait to see how much better Kanye is than what's left of those dinosaurs, The Who. The Who's live appeal came from Keith Moon having an overdose during 5.15, this will have none of that.

If he was that good, he'd be called Ryan Gold. Next.

I'm looking forward to the Sheffield trip. Hope I miss the first 15 minutes like last year, it was fucking shite.

We just aren't running around enough, that's it.

My mate stayed there a couple of weeks ago and said it was gorgeous, friendly locals, all the lot. Awful caper.

If there's one thing he deserves from his last 18 months, it's to be rattling an Argentinian super model. Fair play, son.

I have visions of CT constantly returning "defective" metal detectors that won't stop beeping before remembering he has a metal plate in his knee.

Aye, selling the players who actually contribute to the side is exactly why we're left with the likes of Williamson and Gouffran, long after they should have been fucked off. Selling Cisse would be fucking madness, especially if you're risking a new striker coming in and asking him to score with the rate Cisse did last season. Who, btw, was the only reason we weren't relegated in April. Those goals from October-January got us the points to keep us alive to the last day. Aye, he missed games by being a fucking radgepacket but leaving us with Riviere is suicide.

That's basically the crux of the problem with this lot "communicating" to us. They seem to think that they can say one thing and do another and nobody will notice. Yet, despite that, they seem to expect results, like renewed season tickets when the major factor in restoring a positive feeling amongst the fans and driving ticket sales is in their actions, not words. And their actions are continually at odds with the rhetoric they send out in statements. Yet another case of Ashley wanting to have his cake and eat it too, much like them wanting maximum value for the players we sell while lowballing clubs for bringing players in. FWIW, I think we'll see players come in but they'll be Carr's second/third choices when we refuse to stump up the cash for the players who will actually improve the team. Then, once we finish 12th, it'll be Charnley against the wall for not securing an 8th place finish and we'll start the same sorry saga off again. June 2016 will see statements of "This time, we promise!" and their antiquated and ridiculous approach to the transfer market will see the same results. Not that I'll miss Charnley like because he appears to be fucking useless but you could plug more qualified people into his position and only achieve similar results. Also, I didn't even realise we hadn't got coaches in a lot of McClaren's staff at Derby are unemployed ffs. I can only hope that the delay is due to them being on holiday and being unable to sign contracts.

ffs, here he comes

Shite Collar.

Parky, that basically means you can take shit from me so get your goggles on. I'm all for nuclear fallout because I want to grow gills and fight for water in the irradiated wasteland of Northumberland.

Well, Sonja, that was CLASSIC intercourse.

I actually meant me. We're all guilty.

Reckon if we didn't ask Cisse to come 60 yards deep and hoof aimless crosses at him, he'd probably score plenty of goals. He's certainly not a shit finisher, hardly his our fault the teams he's played in have been ridiculously negative.

Bean recipe Open tin, empty into a bowl, microwave for about 2 minutes, stir them and then go for another 30 seconds. Depends on how powerful your microwave is though!!!!! You're welcome.