Ayatollah Hermione

You could run it through Google Translate. I have but I won't spoil the surprise.

If that article is to be believed, the only team interested in taking Ferguson on is a League 2 one. He'll be away by August 31st. Or September 5th or whatever date the window shuts now

Sounds like he really is sick. Sick of playing for Liverpool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just imagining Gemmill now, tv tray on his lap, one bar on the fire, cheering in delight because there's an episode of Silent Witness on ITV4 that he hasn't seen.

Going from Sammy to Ferguson on the left is a genuinely impressive drop. And Sammy isn't even good.

Just a plasticine figure and some bloke's fish tank IMO.

The...Fall Guy?

No idea. I've sent him an e-mail but the fucker is probably still in bed or whatever time it is over there. Least I know it should have arrived by now. Hope it hasn't fell out of the plane like Slim Pickens riding the bomb.

Hardcore sexual equipment. It's a big collection of compilations and bootlegs that I can't find for love or money owa here. He's got them for me, packaged them and sent them over but not sure if it's normal to take this long.

How long should post from the US take to get here? A mate has sent me some stuff over about a month ago and there's no sign of it yet. From looking around, some parts of the internet have said it could take 5-6 weeks, depending on customs fucking about and how busy it is over there. But, most of the posts I found were from a few year ago so things may have changed in that time. Anyone had any experience with it?

I meant him like but fair enough.

I've got some that took some heavy shelling in World War 2. I'd bring a hard hat.

Definitely not after a bit of attention

Someone find the thread he made about lisps being gay or whatever it was.

What if we sell Sissoko and Cisse and then replace them with inferior players? What if Lord Lucan rides Shergar onto the centre circle and lets it have a shit? It's not logic because you're just making a prediction based on the three articles you've read about Ian Cathro.

From what I remember, his better performances came when he was in a midfield 3 with Tiote and Cabaye but they were doing the donkey work. Then again, you watch Anita against West Ham last game of the season and he looked head and shoulders above Colback who people seem to rate because he's the best of a shit bunch. You're right about him being fucked around like and that's why I tend to give some of these players less stick than normal. Some of the management of the likes of Abeid, Anita, Riviere, Cisse etc. has been comical. I think there's a player in Abeid; look at the way he ran the show against Liverpool but it looked like Carver rushed him back, his performances suffered and Carver decided he was shit on the back of it. Yet he persisted with Gouffran up until about May. He's only a young lad as well. We definitely need another central midfielder like. I'd rather see Sissoko further forward (if he stays) but fuck knows how we're going to play him, Cabella and De Jong without one of them being shunted out of position.

Trying to imagine what these "experienced heads" look like and all I'm getting is Mulligan and O'Hare.

No, it's not

The poor thing hid 15 miles away once and he still couldn't escape CT.

See, we can agree to disagree. Fish will be along in a minute to drag this out for the next 6 weeks.

Nah

i got up to the scene in the London nightclub and the embarrassing dialogue made me knock it off.

Lovely jumpers, though

he's got you there. At some point, the old people who you can exploit will run out.