Ayatollah Hermione

That sounds one million times better than any current tv show.

I'll be in the shower probably. Hope it gets a little bit hotter.

Norberto Soranu was his name on Pro Evolution Soccer 4

If I was going to kill you and hide your body somewhere, I'd choose Moldova. I'm sure that's not where it's been chosen though.

Father John Misty has had the most plays from me so far. Around my favourites are Natalie Prass, Lupe Fiasco, Sleater-Kinney, Screaming Females and Jessica Pratt. Sufjan and Kendrick will join them but I need more listens for everything in them to sink in. They're dense albums.

It was until every decent character got killed off. Now, it's just Tommy Carcetti and his stupid fucking accent rabbiting on about fuck all while it takes people FOREVER to get to where they want to go.

Aye, we've got to play the worst football in the league. When your first choice wingers are Sammy Ameobi and Gabriel Obertan, you should be sent down immediately.

Aye, I was out for food and only watched it because the bar we were in afterwards had it on the telly. And even then, I paid no attention after the second goal. We've become depressingly predictable.

"bombshell"

I downloaded The Mindy Project and put it straight in the Recycle BINdy Project.

Was in the Botanist the other week and aye, load of shite. As my mate so succinctly put it, it's "nowt but weekend millionaires in half-price Debenhams suits"

Wonder if Thompers ever got that private number plate.

Those two PSG headers last night were liquid football, mind. Thiago Silva making everyone look like a tit with his was superb.

Alreet, here's Keith Chegwin in Extras, look. As for Hammond and May, they'll be round Clarkson's now, hanging on every word he says, agreeing with everything he says and telling him that he was right to chin that bloke, the kiss-arsing little bellends.

Imagine if a baby horse came out. It'd probably take his place on the wing for the derby

Aye, I know, just being a tit. Violent Cop is probably my favourite of his. When he's slapping that bloke in the bathroom

My favourite performance of his was in Takeshi's Castle (1986)

Ken Loach just put his films on Youtube. You should probably watch them. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE94C850095CAB188

I'm monumentally bored and I've already exhausted my wanks. Just flicking through old threads for a laugh/jokes to steal. Cat Deeley really does have the body of a bloke though, doesn't she, ye fucka

You've got to make room for Rickie Lambert considering he plays for Liverpool.

Anyone catch the Bradford/Reading game? Comfortably the shittest game of football I've seen all season. The pitch was awful so the ball was constantly in the air and they were just kicking the shit out of each other. Total cloggerball.

That's mint. Imagine going over to put your Twix wrapper in the bin and there's a Chinese lad perched over the top, curling one out.

Sorry to hear that, Steve. My condolences.

I thought it was funny as fuck tbf. To top some of our calamities at the back this season takes some serious doing but there you go.

Foster must have a couple of grand on that, ye fucka. Came steaming out for no reason and then didn't even bother with the penalty. Useless that kid.