Ayatollah Hermione

If Sissoko leaves in the summer, all he'll get is a sideways step

I'm convinced that turn was a mistake.

"Hope Brenda has got some turkey dinosaurs for tea tonight. Plenty broon saace, belta!"

Nah, never, mustn't have been much cop. Not like Gilles Grimandi.

I'd have Kaboul for a season or two. Owt to get shot of the knackers we currently have at centre half.

New Speedy Ortiz. My review is on the CD case. "Pua waxa", it reads

Aye, Last Man on Earth is good. A return to credibility for Gemmill after his Mindy Project fiasco, if you ask me.

nailed on that Mako is one of those blokes who tries to clamp Christians on Twitter through the use of his Atheist arguments.

If this was Italy, we'd have had some radgie ultras blocking the turnstiles and brandishing switchblades at anyone who tried to get in. Get the Ashley Out lads to sort that out.

"cockeyed Mala" gets me every single time.

Le Sib as Perez' partner would be 100x better than whatever system it is we play now.

Krul is definitely rubbish though. The bloke is incapable of saving anything on his right hand side.

It's beyond mental that our entire system, if you can call it that, of bringing in unproven foreigners and adapting them to our league is probably going to be headed up by John Carver next season. the bloke tucks his t-shirt into his tracksuit bottoms ffs.

Fair enough. It's the contrariness that winds me up the wrong way actually. It does come across like he's just looking for an argument most of the time.

I reckon the players have probably been told that the knackers coaching them will still be there next season but with a new manager. So, you're essentially accomplishing nowt by keeping Stone, Carver, Woodman etc. around. Except getting the pie budget right up.

He's a weapons grade knacker, that lad. I remember him saying that, if he was on the same pitch as Cazorla after he chipped that pen past Alnwick, he'd have kicked him all over. Right, you are.

Fuck off is Manford a millionaire. I refuse to believe that.

Just making way for Dr. Fuentes and his suitcase of performance enhancing drugs. Don't keep cheap, them.

Might just have a big kickabout in Leazes Park. If anyone fancies it, bring a load of disposable BBQs

Sissoko can get to fuck IMO. He's reminding me of Damien Duff in that I can tolerate our players but I can't stand him. Cowardly shithouse who should never be anywhere near a captaincy. Nowhere near consistent enough to get the move he wants either. Hope he takes a step to someone like Swansea and goes to shit.

Aye, there was times last night where he blatantly had no idea where he was on the pitch, who was around him and was panicking when under minimal pressure. The bloke is a bundle of nerves and can't be relied on to do anything right. Five yard passes, simple headers, nowt. He needs to go back to Wycombe Wanderers.

I assume the worst 12 up here were the run at the end of last season.

Better than Brazil. Hey, man. It's going to be CLASS when things go tits up for that knacker.

I can't remember where I saw the point made but this ridiculous story about Miliband, shock horror, HAVING A GIRLFRIEND OR TWO only serves to make him look more like an actual, relatable, real person. Not like these chinless fuckers, birthed out of Thatcher's womb with a polo mallet in their hand. The closest this lot have come to having girlfriends at university was probably playing Soggy Biscuit in their boarding school dorm room at night. Fuckers.

Old bastards