Ayatollah Hermione

I do, doesn't have any impact on the Spotify program though.

It'll be Gary Unwell in a month.

I know this has moved on but I want to give a big shout-out to John Carver's tactics on Sunday. I thought that his groundbreaking idea of hoofing it long to a bloke who was 5 foot 8 would have worked on the 700th try. Bringing on Riviere so he could have a slightly taller bloke to hit it at was admirable but I don't think we tried aimlessly belting it up the pitch enough.

Aye, the UI of Spotify has been getting worse and worse with each passing update. Video ads means it runs at an absolute crawl on this, admittedly, well-used laptop.

"WOT D'YA FACKIN MEAN 'THEY'VE SACKED CLARKSON'?!"

Aye, click the + by songs and they'll go into "Your Music". From there, you can search by songs, albums or artists so just go into songs, hit shuffle and you're away.

The funniest thing about this current run is that he's started coming out with his usual bollocks about being great and playing this brilliant football and he never seems to learn that it'll come back to bite him on the arse. The nature of Palace's side means that they'll struggle at some point next season and that's when his true colours show through; an obscenely negative manager who fails to adapt when his team is playing poorly. It usually took a Yohan Cabaye running the show or Cisse being a top class poacher to save his arse and, considering he'll be buying the players at Palace, he's not going to have that quality. He wanted Darren Bent up here and he's playing in the Championship.

More like "how can you spend that much money and end up with that squad?"

Have the dopey bastard get the pies in since he can't stop putting them away after matches.

When Carver said he had some surprises, he was right. I was very surprised by how embarrassing we were. It surpassed my expectations for shitness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F9M3L04ROM Why continue after this?

Aye, ripped to the tits on Ace. Straight from Mr. Patel's shop.

Mad Max 3 isn't looking too good.

Patton Oswalt is terrible. That Twitter "rant" was just long winded, self righteousness. His "comedy in 2015" shit is basically him asking why his right to be offensive can't trump others right to be offended.

You can genuinely see this coming out of his mouth.

Told everyone about in at "pub night" IIRC. Sales of Dolmio crashed dramatically in the East Bolden area soon after.

I leave the city for a couple of days and this is what happens. Can't take my eyes off you lot for a second.

I'm going to look at the two lasses I know who work on planes in a different way now.

13 for me. The Williamson one btw Shows how far we've fallen that he can have that career and end up at us for the most time.

Aye. sounds like what you'd imagine a new Doves album to sound like, which is in no way a bad thing.

Courtney Barnett album is out today and first impression is that it's very good. I'm the opposite of you, DK for this year. My current list is about 30 albums deep so far. I'll probably take a few out on re-listening properly but I've been keeping up with releases week by week and have enjoyed most of the major releases and there's been some good stuff on the periphery. Some albums from this year that are good and aren't receiving wildspread fanfare: Jazmine Sullivan - Reality Show B.C. Camplight - How to Die in the North Gaz Coombes - Matador Pond - Man, it feels like space again Invisible Familiars - Disturbing Wildlife Black Rivers - S/T Screaming Females - Rose Mountain The Bright Light Social Hour - Space is Still the Place I haven't listened to any music not released this year. There's a lot of mediocre music released every week.

You populate the pundit landscape with Liverpool fans and that's the narrative you get in the media. Makes it funnier when everyone else pisses their sides, mind. Carragher sounded like he was giving a best man's speech to Gerrard ffs. He's been shite for about two seasons and there's a reason Liverpool fans love Henderson and Rodgers is playing Allen of all people. As much as Liverpool have done a lot to win people over with their style of football etc, it says a lot that Man United of all people can turn them over and people find it funny Long way to go, Brendan.

It's almost like Pardew can say owt he wants at the minute because the press are kissing his arse. Once the good grace period runs his course at Palace, he'll show his true colours, as he has everywhere else and it'll be another arsehole that we've saw straight through. Not that we'll be credited with that; we'll be the outlier in his career ala Allardyce, despite the pair of them only achieving mediocrity and winning nowt.

The world's first lobotomy patient turned footballer.