Ayatollah Hermione

Lego Movie - Decent enough fun and inventive enough to almost stop you from seeing the formula until the last 20 minutes turns it on its head. Definitely more transparently an advert than things like Toy Story though or maybe I'm just getting more cynical. It's definitely better than Frozen btw.

The number 99 is free as well. Are we looking to sign Quim?

Say nee more.

The pair of you need to take a long hard look at yourselves in the back of a dessert spoon tbh.

If you look at it from the bottom up, it's alright. If you go from the top down, it's absolute dogshit. I'd like to congratulate Puma for making some kind of outsider art into a football top.

Best thing about the Leazes on Twitter crack is that he'll definitely forget about the limit every single time and have to go back and delete things to make it to 140.

Duck pizza is A+++++ and if you disagree, you're on the highway to an A++++++++++ hiding. Was at a wedding on Monday and the bait there was canny. Had 3 little mini puddings to finish though and one was left wanting since lemon is for mugs. MUGS, I say. Accidentally finished my "toasting" champagne by the end of the first speech though so had to resort to my hipflask to toast along. Was arseholed by the time the best man had finished.

The only people that like Frozen are the aforementioned 5 year old lasses and the 20-odd year old lasses that need a fucking grip. You must be in the latter category.

It's going to be fucking waxa when we win the league.

Dummett is so far behind Haidara, it's unreal. Five year contract as well ffs. Hope Obertan can take the confidence into the season proper and become a decent option. Riviere looks canny and think he's the kind of player who'll adapt quite easily.

Well, let's be fair, they've got 12 players now

Aye, Stevie, glad you got some good news out of it, mate. Nowt wrong with writing things on here about it btw. I'm sure sitting down and writing about it helps you get things in order in some way and is canny therapeutic. As for Ken,

It permeates all around me like a sexy aura.

Mine brings lasses to tears but that's just the smell.

I think it's the work of MUSLIMS

Birdseye inspirations only thing that bait is inspiring me to do is hoy up.

CT, why not try cake? It's a fucking disgrace

I'm not, I just like good films its definitely overrated and I'll hear nowt said in the contrary. It's not a tour de force of cinema like say, Commando or Mighty Ducks 2

Thomas going for a paltry Wetherspoons pub lunch there tbh. He wants to head to a restaurant where he can eat a stone of pork and get his photo on a wall

Aye, always decent crack down here. Had a "Chuck Norris" shot at my mate's insistence. 60% Tabasco, 40% Grenadine. Nearly blew me fucking tash off. Got me right in the mood for the 80s shite they were playing though. Was like a young CT, cutting radge shapes to Heart of Glass, my throat hotter than the sun. Students didn't kna where to put themselves

Missed this whole last page before replying sincerely they've got you bang to rights with a pie and pasty run for when you come round though

All the best, mate. 14th is right round the corner. You'll be fighting fit for Villa away

Aye, its just the oversaturation and I think some of the premises are weaker than others. I think going to 2018 is a bit presumptuous as well with how trends change. I appreciate that these films require a massive amount of planning now though.

Right, standard of football was shocking and our pissed up teenage fans were even worse. A lowlight was them following an immaculately observed minutes applause for John Alder and Liam Sweeney (from both sets of fans) with 10 German bombers and "Sheffield is a shit hole" chants. Kids who think they're there to make cretinous noiseover owt else. Singing about empty seats. It's a pre season friendly, you mugs. Glad that lot isn't on league away trips, its embarrassing. Perez is a good prospect but is raw. Abeid has the presence but his passing is dogshit. Dummett even worse at CB than at fullback. Good counter for the goal but Obertan is still Championship quality. Even then, he looked lost for ideas at times. Rob Elliot cannit kick straight. Owt else? Don't think so. Shite game but a decent run out anyway.

I'm going to Sheffield to watch the toon and get on the peeve zaza