Ayatollah Hermione

What was with Gene constantly slagging Manc-Mag off in every thread too for a while too?

Would quite like that on the NHS like. "I'm afraid the only prescription I can give you is a creamy bucket and a copy of Jimmy Cliff's greatest hits"

Dyer strutting about the place, pushing people out of the way acting Billy Big Balls and had nowt to say when someone pushed back, more like. If he was that big a wrestling fan, he'd have got my mate in a perfect Figure 4 Leg Lock but since he's a jumped up little arsehole with cheese strings for ligaments, he soon got sheepish.

The coat hanger rail goes in the wardrobe, man. The Irish, eh?

My mate called him a cunt in The Cooperage once and apparently he didn't even say owt back, he must know.

One day, I'll go somewhere with only the clothes on my back and the money in my wallet and end up getting sold to the sex slave industry.

Ben Arfa is already some size, mind. Nolan might come back.

Mince pie, sausage roll, come on Shola, grab a goal!

Sorry, mate. As people have said, within six months, they'll have done each other in. Then you can rub it in their face when you buy their house and turn it into a brothel.

Aye, rings a bell that. Think it was JawD.

Fiona Apple - The Idler Wheel... - Revisiting this recently and not only do I think it's the best album of 2012 but the best of the 2010s thus far. Not a wasted moment on it.

if you knew me at all, you'd know my love of scat doesn't need to implied, good sir.

The pair of us are experts at shitting on our own doorsteps, if that's what you mean.

I can't remember what I was doing last year but probably since I'm not dealing with mountains of ex-girlfriend shit every other week.

Class, will get that down me. As for this: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind - My boy Sam Rockwell brings it as he always does and it's a decent enough watch. Some of it sees Clooney trying to be a bit too clever with his style though. Coffee Town - Canny little comedy starring Glenn Howerton of It's Always Sunny fame. It's refreshing to see a comedy that spends its entire run-time building to a larger, silly set-piece at the end rather than contriving ways to string them together which seems to be the norm post-The Hangover

The only thing desolate about the North East is the idea that these horrible, unfeeling cunts will continue to oversee the pillaging of it for the near future. Desolation is seeing your glorious leaders slash and burn their way through institutions and services that have been here long before us to line their pockets, not some of the most perfect scenery in the British Isles.

It's Lee Ryder!

Should be a class Milan line-up this, mind. I hope George Weah and Marco Simone are announced. In a dream world, J69 would get to meet Van Basten again and have it out with him.

I'm amazed we're spending this much time on Gomis when, by all accounts, he's not worth the hassle. If one was cynical, you would think we're killing time.

whats all this fanny bleeding about us not signing anyone about? This anemic Scotsman is clearly going to partner Cisse. Hope he's good!

In fact, I'd go as far as saying CT should just watch every Coen Brothers and David Lynch film before he goes anywhere near Mad Dogs.

BBC's comedy department is an embarrassment. Whoever is in charge needs an anvil dropped on his head.

Look, you're going to watch it anyway so it's pointless us telling you it's shite.