Ayatollah Hermione

Fair play to Harford, he's obviously not as stupid as you'd think.

Aye, it was because the original image format wasn't supported, according to the preview so I just changed it to the link.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2372833/Net-porn-block-EVERY-home-Victory-Mail-PM-pledges-opt-rule-web-users.html First, they came for the schools but I did not speak up because I am not a teacher. Next, they came for the NHS but I did not speak up because I am not a nurse. Now that they've come for the porn, I am LIVID.

When i go to post a new topic, it just directs me back to the main forum page without posting it for whatever reason. I have a tremendous post about the blocking of internet porn to post.

She's doing that all wrong. The American is on tonight so watch out for some fantastic baps.

"me and me palz in newcastle lol" I'm surprised Uncal Mick isn't following them with his brand new Hi-tecs

And Mr. Newcastle tripping over himself to welcome Kinnear to the club probably helped sway his decision.

Wasn't the crack that Llambias was one of Pardew's allies in the boardroom?

They're better than cricket. They're like naked beach volleyball i.e. absolutely class

My name and initial is on there, mind and I definitely didn't sign it.

Oh my god, they even have Stevie down as Steve Marshall Barnes This is true beauty.

@yourservice is reading this so i'm just going to wait 10 minutes and refresh.

They should get him on some sort of 12-step programme though he might struggle with steps 5, 6, 7 and 8

1. sex with supermodels (too much, I'm tired, ladies) 2. Better at drawing hands 3. Shake the crippling fear of mortality, the death of ego and the great expanse.

They're loaded with salt, man.

I know, they should never be banning First Row in this day and age.

"ah yes, my fellow humanoid. I hear this "eggsercise" is an enjoyable and healthy hobby that gives us vital life fluids, is that right?"

CT, you exercise during your meal.

Lee Ryder getting a bit excited on Twitter. must have been caning dodgy cider all afternoon like one of the LAAAADS

......nice weather, isn't it?

I don't recommend this with stones from the Tyne. Unless you want to grow gills.

You're being very passive aggressive about our break-up, Martin.

When it comes out with hooves and starts running around the hospital, causing mayhem like it's some sort of Benny Hill directed episode of Casualty, I called it.

still down with the kids, my man?

None. None percent.