Ayatollah Hermione

Very bland draw but I wouldn't be surprised to see Allardyce change things in the second half and us not having an answer.

Just stick with the naff 80s stuff, all the cool kids in your taxi will prefer it.

Golden Beirut - New Sounds from Lebanon I bet if you look hard enough in these kind of comps, you'll come across the next big US indie phase before anyone else.

I give Vuckic 6 weeks before he's back here with a broken back or something.

Putting Steven Taylor in Celebrity Big Brother might help a bit

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Think we'll see them play it on the deck against West Ham but it'll still not excuse the crippling lack of invention in our midfield. Long balls or otherwise, it's the main problem.

Born in Gateshead and couldn't have lived nearer the Tyne Bridge unless I was a troll underneath the thing.

he's not wrong.

Quite like the sound of badminton but I'm so naturally powerful that the shuttlecock would turn into a quasi-ball due to the sheer strength in my forearms. I can't go swimming anymore because I keep causing mini tidal waves.

Looks like he's trying to blow the ball away from his foot.

I'd love this to be true.

Knowing us, it'll be a keeper and a striker signed for the young uns.

I agree it should end before the first game but he only has himself to blame considering he spent the last week and a half putting Cabaye in the shop window. The bloke is a relentless gobshite.

Gianna Michaels, ye fucka. She goes at it like a dog eating hot chips.

Oops, another horror show tonight. He'll be back in 4 games with his Mr. Newcastle, "I don't put a transfer request in when I'm not playing, honest" bullshit to hide the fact he's a fucking shit centre half.

We are so fucked with Pardew

I'm sure we can find another centre half to throw himself in front of shots.

Judging by Palace today, they made it sentient and put it up front.

Rolling garlic with your hands ffs. No amount of Billy Mays will convince me that's decent carry-on

I hope the useless cunt gets addicted and loses his place in the squad.

Fucking hell, man. Awful news, sorry to hear it.

I bet they could fill a similar thread tomorrow when we get battered off Man City tbh.

20th richest club in the world. Our means are beyond our "competitors", no matter how you swing it.

Love how he's looking at it like it's a UFO. "Janice, there's no special brew in this, love"