Ayatollah Hermione

Henry and Cattermole would just keep their sterling disciplinary record against us going tbh. That's, literally, the first thing O'Neill needs to change; they just go on a proper blob strop against us in lieu of actually trying to outplay us.

Good move considering he is blatantly the problem. amazes me that Liverpool fans are willing to wait it out with him.

Fair enough. We've been out of Europe for a bit though, does that not knacker us a bit? Does it go off coefficient or how you entered?

Class. They obviously interviewed a few people and he stood out though. I think they've put a lot of new systems in place that, at least for now, are working nicely with one another. Whether they'll be enough to keep us in the top 5/6 season after season will be the test. It's a bit harsh to call them lucky but someone like Tiote for £3 million and having him settle immediately carries a bit of good fortune, no matter how comprehensive the scouting.

The playoff final and CL final don't overlap, do they?

As for Xisco and Smith, if we get rid of both of them in the summer, that's £5 million a year we're saving. Five million pounds.

I'm glad we're going to be playing some decent teams, rather than a bunch of postmen from Uzbekistan tbh. Gives us something to properly test ourselves with. As for the qualification, it's not going to be easy; there's a chance we can play Inter Milan, for example which could end our campaign there and then. We've got to hope the new players brought in can improve the squad enough where we can get through this qualifier no matter what, then it's just a case of juggling the workload. If the squad is big enough, you could very easily play the likes of Shola, Gosling, Ferguson, Marveaux, Perch, Taylor in midweek (or vice versa if we're playing a shite side in the PL) leaving others well rested for the PL game. I can't wait.

They'll have "World Class" Carlos Cuellar at the back, man. Shitting myself.

Steve Kean DRAMA BOMB

Will add you all tonight and send rude messages.

Fuck the lot of ye. I'm sitting here with my N+, Tetris and Pacman expertise as a companion in lieu of Trials. I dare say I'd improve if I put the hours in but I just like backflipping.

He's going to retire.

Keep going with Archer. The characters finally start working 3/4 episodes into Season 1. That's if you started it from the pilot like.

Embarrassing club. Look at the clip of that fat lad at the front, man. Looks like he's watching a microwave in the last 10 seconds.

Lerner seems to be a bit slow on the uptake with regards to managers so we'll probably see Bruce or Terry Connor get it.

:lol:

Season's over and we're in 5th. The CL doesn't concern us anymore, I'm not particularly arsed who wins, as long as it's not Chelsea.

class. He's got a point.

Second half we were canny, I thought. First half was a shambles though; the persistence with 4-4-2 with those players on the pitch was daft. Mike Williamson is an absolute fanny as well; shit scared of blocking any shot head on so it bounces off his daft back and over Krul. Thought Marveaux looked really good after the break, very tidy, some nice passing. Everton are a canny team and we barely ever win down there so I wasn't expecting much. Think the scores were getting flashed on the screen down there too which couldn't have helped our confidence.

Archer is mintaz. Takes a bit to get going but hits its stride halfway through Season One and it's a serious contender for best comedy on TV atm. Run close by Parks and Rec.

Fancy it again, next year, lads?

Fucking hell, imagine the ferries across.

£20 million

He's got some brass neck on him like. He has got literally nothing right in his little fantasy world.

I was going to crop the "English Version" thing out but then I realised its double meaning so left it in.