Ayatollah Hermione

Free-form jazz chanting.

Real test is if she can discern between 'been' and 'being'

oi oi

Aye, if the results stay the same, there's still a chance. Believe until the final whistle.

They deserved it but that second one was a classic NUFC foot shooting. Last day is going to be pant shitting time.

:lol:

You's will be alright. If you're all acting sound and some knob does try and start something, he'll soon be shouted down. Unless you're sat right amongst some wannabe ultras.

"8 year drought" - Arsenal fans.

The camera cuts to their respective boards and everyone is white. The implication is they can't describe any black or Asian man without hurling foamy-mouthed racism across the room. Was it soundtracked to Phil Collins at Stevie G's request?

I'd leave it up to my subordinates, fire up Babestation and go mad. But you have to think he'd want his own product to make more money. He doesn't strike me as someone that would be particularly invested in any side

Nice impartial line-up from ESPN there.

At this rate, BBC's punditry desk of "experts" will be Andy Carroll, sparked out of his box on disco biscuits, wapping his cock and bollocks off camera 2 to explain the offside rule.

Lucas Neill was always linked, I remember.

As much as they deny it, you know for a fact that finishing 8/9 would genuinely be their second thought after us finishing 4th. Made all the better by their complete stagnation since we went down.

Phil Brown Who decided he would be a good guest? Might as well take the daft mackem sod that gets in the pub near me for all his footballing insight.

Get Ba to take on with the instruction of toe-pegging it down the middle as hard as he can.

Shola. Even if he's on the bench.

City fans in the billionaire bubble.

Are you taking the piss?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CdthgTyUyg

Self-awareness abounds.

Shola being on the pitch allows others to show off. Was he on the pitch when Ben Arfa scored against Bolton?

Not sure how up-to-date the stickied thread is but throught we could have another one ahead of any game nights. 360 tag: Flirty Bertie PSN: A-NICE-HAT

Bloody hell. RIP. What an album Paul's Boutique is.