Ayatollah Hermione

"it dawned on me whyu have long hair last night.COS U HAVE BRITAINS BIGGEST LUGS!Get off the telly u mug macca + stubbs hate u" "Pipe down" "Just wanted to say ur the most clueless inbred welsh cunt ive ever seen talk about football, why hate nufc u sheep shaggin cu" If Twitter had an awards ceremony, Stevie would clean up.

There's nee possible way that Shola is worse than Xisco, man. Give your heads a knock. Shola's the second best striker on the books and while he's not great by any stretch of the imagination, there's more people in the squad I'd be selling ahead of him.

Nar but I will next time. What's in it?

It always warms my heart to see new replies in this thread.

Why doesn't he iron his shirt, the wookie handed cunt?

Could all get a bit hairy for Keys this like.

Is he alreet? Was watching the Arsenal game.

Can imagine CT dishing out the pizzas now tbh. Going into his daughter's room going "Hey, I was just listening to the Justin Beebos and they're kicking rad!"

Fuck me.

Leisure Suit Larry I can imagine him playing that, the dirty old pervert.

Source? Is it on SSN?

Wanda Jackson's new one. The songs where Jack White does his thing are probably the best.

Sounds like this is comedy gold. Will catch it on +1

"You never win anything chasing the game" Sam Allardyce

Who's operating the giant iPad?

Shite. Well off the pace in football.

Is that a Star Trek jumper? In the winter of 2009, red jumpers were all the rage. Red?! Hew man, it's red. Blame the dodgy lighting.

They should have to present MNF in their wife's best dress.

Is that a Star Trek jumper? In the winter of 2009, red jumpers were all the rage. River Island if I know my magpies, and I think I do. Well played

Is that a Star Trek jumper? In the winter of 2009, red jumpers were all the rage.

If it meant Stone Cold coming out on a Zamboni at 93 minutes when we're 1-0 down to kick the fuck out of the opposition, I'd love it.

Danny's inherent racist streak showing through again. Disgraceful.

Top thread. Mick can't even lie about seeing a film convincingly.

This is my current Facebook profile picture for all you would be stalkers

Bet that line goes down a treat with the ladies. You'll go down a treat when I set about you, sunshine.