Kitman

John Inverdale apparently referred to "rose cunted glasses" live on the BBC instead of rose tinted glasses. Can't get rose cunted glasses in NZ yet

Just read Bob Moncur's piece in the Chron about how Carver deserves the manager's job. Terrible terrible article, the man seems a bit simple.

"Will the Board confirm whether the keynote biscuit at the next meeting will be custard creme or chocolate bourbon?"

got dem ol' phallic banana blues

The Journal is saying the site by the St James metro is the subject of a 47m development application. I assume that would be the permanent end of the pipe dream of ground expansion.

It's obviously all a sham so the club can pretend they're listening to the fans. As if tgey care what the fans think

oh dear England....disgraceful tournament really

and the lovely Sir John bummed Freddie Shepherd on his sick bed in the process. Metaphorically speaking of course.

They're plainly a bunch of senile stooges who'll turn up for a cup of tea and some biscuits. Anyone who asks a tougher question than "when can we expect some nice patterned toilet roll in the netties?" will be flung out on their arses anyway.

disco infernooooooo

RIP

Many condolesences to you Stevie, terrible times atm and I hope you get through OK. Many congrats to DG.

re Santon, maybe he wanted to leave? I appreciate his gf said differently but she may not have been given the whole story by Santon

Sky will be happy. The eternal law of Yoonoited beating Noocarsel has been observed, and it went nicely to script. This season is such a waste of time, it wants putting down.

Disappointed we lost to those arseholes but on balance meh. A result would've credentialised Carver so silver linings and all that...

Casa del Hippo Head

I still don't understand how he gets away with his shite about being progressive....he might have 100 back room staff and 20 prozone analysts but to me his football is backward and by and large dreadful to watch. He's come out with shitty comments about us since he left and our "expectations" I can't stand him and think he's a charlatan.

He was just horsing around

Toilet duck?

Pathetic

baddum tish

I shouldn't but

btw I see your Girl is Mine and raise you with Mull of Kintyre

Mccartney's been responsible for quite a lot of shite over the years. Artistically he probably did die in the early 70s. In the same plane as the Rolling Stones.

Urgh, shudder. Should've been called 'the underaged boy I've invited for a sleepover is mine' in Jackson's case.