Kitman

its not the first time in life i have been a knob and jumped the gun lol i have the feeling it might not be the last sorry mate Mate if anyone was being a knob it was me, putting spin on your day out with your boy. No apology needed

Good on you and your little boy. I was sarcastically referring to the club saying this is where the Carroll money had gone. Sorry if that was a little obtuse

The usual complacency about the "passionate support". We'll see how passionate it is after a couple more years of Ashley.

Indians want a day off obviously. Looks like Dravid didn't nick the ball but hit his shoe lace

So some of those pundits think we'll be worse than Norwich? And why the fuck think that Bolton will be relegated? I think we're bottom half of the table but I'd have thought there'd be 3 worse teams. As do Fat Mike and Dekka, hence our tightfisted transfer policy.

Mr 2J That was as much use as a diet sheet to me. What does it say? Something like According to our sources, Newcastle have submitted an offer to Lyon for the transfer of Aly Cissokho. Arriving in 2009 from Porto, the 23 year old player was included by Remi Garde in the team for the first match of the season last week against Nice (which Lyon won 3-1).

Only the Northern Rock bit is new information

1 out of those 3 is likely to be true.

So the transfer of Enrique "alerted" PSV that we have money to spend, but the sale of Andy Carroll for 35 million didn't? What?

Are you spelling his name like that on purpose?

Did you get a glimpse of the training ground? Is it made of solid gold?

Fuck me, I was taking the piss in the other thread, and here you are doing it for real. FOOTY IS BACK! FAN-FLIPPIN-TASTIC! Not sure what you've said in another thread better go and look. But I hope it's not something mean, nasty, grumpy or depressing! DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK!

Know nothing of this lad all I can say is with left backs so thin on the ground why has no one else gone for him? That said I'll take anyone over what we've got at the min. Erm, because no one else has a scout as good as Graham Carr? Do you really believe that?

I'd actually be really pleased if we got this lad. Simply because he sounds half decent and comes from a good club. And because a part of me suspects the replacement for Enrique is already at the club ie Gutti/Ferguson/Kadar or whatever

Smith's a stubborn tightfisted Yorkshireman. You'd need dynamite to get him out before his contract expires.

Paving the way for the pointless signing of Rob ‘shit finger’ Green... and of course Carlton ‘fucking crap’ Cole on deadline day. Presaged by plenty of "We're working hard to get the quality we need" quotes which will become "We need to get bodies in" as the deadline approaches. I'd rather we persevered with Krul and Forster rather than sign Green. Cole isn't worth a free transfer let alone a fee.

Maybe Valencia are leaking what's been agreed for the January window?

If they sell Coloccini then 17th is this season's target for Pardoo

congrats

I suppose the season ticket offer should have told us there were rocky times ahead.

I think Raylor is the sort of standard we can expect as a replacement. I'd be happy to be proven wrong.....

That second article is little more than propaganda

I'm sorry but he's not in a position to promise anything.

Yeah, nufc.co.uk confirms it's a season long loan. wtf.