Kitman

Mort told supporters Ashley had cleared the club’s debts but failed to mention he’d replaced them with new debts. He didn't give a shit about the supporters. That said he probably would have been able to handle internal matters with more tact than Dekka. Lesser of two evils. Slippery crafty London lawyer vs sleazy lying casino manager. Both doing the bidding of crass clueless fat businessman. Mort had more about him than llambias imo but both are basically hired help.

Mediocrity is the plan. If we're lucky.

I recall reading on another website that Pardew was negotiating his contract with the club while Hughton was still in his job. I'm not going into the details but it was a very credible source. Pardew subsequently said the first he heard about the job was when Hughton was sacked and the club got in touch. Blatantly an absolute lie and proof, if any were needed, that the man has the morals of an alleycat, the heart of a weasel, and the truthfulness of Reginald Pryor. You wouldn't expect him to answer that question honestly though would you? Would you expose your bosses as lying scumbags on day one of the biggest job of your life? tbh it's easily dealt with. You just say "Look, I'm not going to get into that. Next question." Instead he chose to tell a barefaced lie, because it comes naturally.

Except a pub, aye?

90% of the people sniping on this board handed over their hard earned and fully supported the idea of a united fans pressure group. Not for the purpose of self-agrandising, but just to get a vote and go with the majority in a professionally run organisation. Certain individuals pursuing their own agenda within the organisation or insisting on starting splinter groups when they don't agree with the direction of others want to look at themselves rather than giving it holier than thou protestations. My way or the highway is no way to run a collective. I am still a member of NUST, but since the election of the committee, the organisation simply stopped functioning. 3 former committee members helped set up this loose amalgam of interested parties because NUST had failed, or lost any credibility. In the absence of NUST action, what other alternative is there? A pub. Ask Christmas Tree, he has the details.

The Camberwell Carrot, as you'll know. Which sounds a bit like a nickname for Pardoo.

I recall reading on another website that Pardew was negotiating his contract with the club while Hughton was still in his job. I'm not going into the details but it was a very credible source. Pardew subsequently said the first he heard about the job was when Hughton was sacked and the club got in touch. Blatantly an absolute lie and proof, if any were needed, that the man has the morals of an alleycat, the heart of a weasel, and the truthfulness of Reginald Pryor. Golfmag on N-O You always hear of these tales after the event, but Golfmag was telling us weeks if not months before Hughton was sacked that Pardew was incoming. In a nutshell

If he's looking for a club to realise his potential, we're the right club. Just ask Hugo Viana.

It's fucking pitiful, isn't it. The bottom line is he's clueless.

I recall reading on another website that Pardew was negotiating his contract with the club while Hughton was still in his job. I'm not going into the details but it was a very credible source. Pardew subsequently said the first he heard about the job was when Hughton was sacked and the club got in touch. Blatantly an absolute lie and proof, if any were needed, that the man has the morals of an alleycat, the heart of a weasel, and the truthfulness of Reginald Pryor.

indeed. And the shelling out of a pint for everybody who happened to be in Tiger Tiger one night, raised and confirmed the popularity of the owner into legendary status among the clueless morons. The round's on Ashley, the joke's on us?

"Stick it up yer arse ya bollox, now buy me a drink, I've got a terrible thirst on". Brendan Behan, New York, probably

HERESY! BURN THE WITCH!

Fucking amateur, PM me I'll sort you out the heaviest shit you've ever had man.

Is his last name Kenobi?

Agent: "Talks with Newcastle were progressing well, until they offered Tranquilo 20,000 a week. Then he was not Tranquilo. He was Verypissedoffo."

God bless you Jade. Singing with the angels. Passing wind.

A fitting epitaph. "Here lies Jade Goody. Badly packed. " Or "Jade Goody. Badly packed. Madly backed. Sadly whacked."

A fitting epitaph. "Here lies Jade Goody. Badly packed. "

I have a little grey hair on the temples, which some women find attractive. There's nothing attractive about a grey bush. Luckily I have escaped that horror up to now but it's only a matter of time. Perhaps I will then go from the Lion's Mane to Kojack down below.....

So that's what Charvski looks like Would that be Ass Leaper?

Whenever kebabs are mentioned, my thoughts turn to Jade Goody. Sleep well, sweet princess

Well then don't bend it back, dear boy But true. I'm trying not to speculate on what he may have been limbering up for at the time

Aren't salt and pepper supposed to be the king/queen of condiments? After that I'd have thought tomato and brown sauces would be more popular condiments than mustard.

A wild claim Kevin What you mean is it's the one you enjoy the most. Probably after a night on the Jager bombers and spliff. Excuse me if I don't rush out to sample the epicurean's most sought after sauces with a Big Mac n fries and a large fizzy drink.