Kitman

The phrase peanuts and monkeys springs to mind. This is where Ashleys penny pinching on the executives, manager and players has inevitably led us. When will he learn the manager is the single most important appointment the club makes, rather thanan opportunity to economise?

Pearson is exactly the sort of dimwitted and ultimately doomed appointment we can expect from this crowd. I think of him like that mad centre back from Mike Bassett.

The club still haven't worked out the difference between putting names on a list and having people who actually want the job.

I dont see why Benitez would consider us for a minute. He'll have a nice holiday until one of the top European clubs have a vacancy.

Moyes if its the current regime

Pound for pound we'll be the best club to be relegated from the PL

Charnley's been too busy checking the toilet roll inventory to have time for this manager malarkey

More dithering in other words

I'm not against old people if they're doing the business, but I think Carr's lost it. If he ever had it in the first place. Still we're the club that welcomes mediocrity and failure so his job is safe.

Our Board consists of Charnley Carr and Moncur. A yes man, an old age pensioner and a lickspittle. No wonder were about to get relegated with that mich horsepower at the helm

Thanks for that enduring image

Im in Auckland, the place they love to hate in South Island. No doubt you've heard they call us JAFAs? (Just Another Fucking Aucklander) You must be heading for Nelson, I assume? Or maybe the Abel Tasman park? Theres some great vineyards South of there in the Marlborough area where a lot of our good white wine comes from.....

Anyone selecting Gouffran isn't thinking clearly about the situation

if you're reading this Lee, think of the money you'd save! No compo before or after!

I think we'd be better off with no manager

Nigel Pearson Just the sort of doomed fuckwitted appointment this lot would make.

Its an even greater achievement with Danny Simpson at right back

I think as things stand we're going down. With a new manager bounce we might escape but it needs to happen now.

Our Board is staggeringly incompetent, but then what do you expect from a clueless bunch of yes men? The ship will go down with all hands while they hold their little meetings to minute the issues to Mike. They have no clue and can't make a decision between them. I feel sorry for the employees at the club who will lose their jobs at the end if the season. Not wankers like Charnley and Moncur who are hopelessly out of their depth or the shitbag players whose lives and paychecks will be unaffected.

I predict cluelessness. Charnley can't even fart decisively without permission

I live in NZ but Im English. I like the Kiwi accent, where else in the world is eggs pronounced eegs?

The majority of the players plainly dont give a toss. Their agents will be busy lining up their escape routes.

Experience suggests theyll stick with McClaren till its too late. Maybe bring in a temporary appointment in desperation with 5 games to go, then install Cathro as a cut price replacement once we're down. Charnley wont have a clue and Moncur and Beardsley will be in the Chron telling us how great everything is. This regime, fuck me.

Dead right. It's beyond pitiful.

Meh