Dazzler

Minteh, but that’s assuming Gambia qualify and he’s not cried for a move to the scousers with his Dutch da by then.

Fuck me is Mick Martin still going? It's good to see he's found something to bring him joy in life, and he isn't still bringing the energy of a dad for justice on a building ledge.

But...freedom of speech Joey, what about the snowflakes? You were the best of us!

Pervert who carried out 'bizarre' sex act on baby herring gull in Sunderland is jailed - Chronicle Live I think it's based on this article, where it says "he's not originally from Sunderland". In no way shape or form does it say where he was from originally or what his footballing preferences were, because as you'd expect they are more focused on the fact he bucked a baby seagull - in Sunderland It would be fair to suggest that the only way someone from outside of sun'lin would move there is because of football though. No other reason to live in that dump beyond that or going to uni there.

He looks like someone drew Crush the Turtle from memory.

The more Shearer spoke last night the more it became apparent why he was so interested in the links between heading a football and CTE. The poor cunt is riddled with brain damage.

Could have been remedied by taking Burn over Dunk - but Southgate is gonna Southgate - Now we have an unfit right back shoehorned into the position until the natural, yet unfit left back is ready. Could have even taken Joe Gomez, who can cover the whole back line. Surely Lewis Hall is looking at this England set up and thinking it's his by the end of next season if he puts the graft in.

My dad blames it on *insert literally any racial slur here*.

It's not genius for the rest of us. Now we have to suffer through them fluking the Europa League next season (because you know they fucking will) whereas Southgate would have had them relegated by March.

Yeah with anything Farage says he always means "too many foreigners". NHS is broken because foreigners Culture is broken bloody foreigners Plane crashed because it was probably built by foreigners. An English built plane would have exploded on impact killing him instantly.

Yep every generation hates the shit the generation after them does. It's part of getting older. My dad doesn't understand certain things, but doesn't get how I understand them and that he's a bit of a cunt. Likewise my 12 year old thinks I'm a bit of a cunt on certain things he understands that I don't.

I made a joke the other day to someone defending Farage that he's good at two things, smoking tabs and crashing planes - he'd have made a great terrorist if he could knock the stella on the head. It went down like Farage's plane, but I stand by it - it's a canny little joke IMO.

Because he's responsible for most of them.

Someone is salty Bellingham chose Real Madrid

"Wey dinnit want an ex-pee-ree-enced manager like Mowbray, marra. Give uz the Como assistant manager instead because he's sexey, and is from the same country as Bilbao."

Na, I think we would because despite that he was well below his standard last night. I always think he looks shite in an England shirt when he isn't scoring because England don't play to his strengths IMO.

Jimmy Savile's rape baby: "Look at her over there, I'd plough the life out of her. How old you reckon she it?" Cameraman: "Who? Her in the pram?"

Half an hour after making the post on RTG:

"The marra Emmett Brown jumped in his Deloreyin and travelled back to 357 bey cey and bucked a Persian blurt and birthed Alex, marra. He wrapped the babey in his favourite home strip, with Niall Quinn on the back. He wasn't wearing it when he went on his holidays to the past though, marra - that's mag behaviour. Anyway, that's where the coat of arms came from marra and why every single modern day Iranian is a fan of massive lads - and of course, the genocide."

It's all left backs - it's a match made in heaven.

Pardew in Iran plying his trade of defending a 1-0 lead would be enough to cause nuclear Armageddon tbh.

Nice to see Nissan gave them all the night off.

It is nice to see that they've forgiven Pickford for saying the best atmosphere he's ever played in is at SJP though.