Dazzler

I watched this live yesterday morning and couldn't quite believe what I was hearing which is some going when it comes to the tories these days. Sunak himself called it racist and these weapons are still trying to label it as just "stupid" and that he's said sorry (only after being called out for it) so we should just drop it. They aren't even trying to win the election at this point, there's literally no point in them running.

Aye, I wish I'd read this before I read that. My head hurts.

It'll be a close game, hard fought and gritty. 5-0 - Anderson to score a double brace with his back brace. Miley to round it off with his Medieval hair do.

He’ll need to buy me flowers first. Also I’m not shaving my crack so he can make do or fuck off.

Probably would have won one at Spurs too if he hadn't been binned just before the final

They’d probably vote for RFK jr as an independent though, which though unlikely is an equally terrifying prospect as Trump.

So the Jose links aren’t going to fuck off any time soon then

Probably due to the rule changes brought in (largely) because of our shit housing last year

tbf that shite physio wanted Botman to get surgery on his knee and as time is going on, it's looking like he was probably right. That decision seems to be the measuring stick a lot of our fans have used to determine his shitness. He may well be a shite physio on top of this though

But if an ugly cunt, is Palmer. Buck toothed cunt.

tbf he always has a cheeky tug over Isak, he's been doing it since we signed him

Neville has turned on us this season, I always thought he was pretty balanced and gave us our due but he's got a shitty attitude to us this season.

He comes the sky sports wank fest over a jammy flick.

Botman tripping over his own feet now for fuck sake. Thank christ that was an easy offside.

He is everything Carragher wishes Nunez was.

You sexy Swedish cunt.

Well we're fucked now unless Murphy can channel any of that form from last season.

Probably because Cucurella is proper dodgy defensively and Gordon is fucking mint at getting fouled.

Tino is drawing fouls. Too bad the ref has cataracts and is only spotting half of them.

Because 90% of the time he's diving and crying from a blatantly fair challenge, so whenever he gets hit with a genuine foul they think he's just being a soft diving cunt again

He better get better otherwise it's broke back Ando wide left and he's not lasting five minutes.

FYP

"Wor lass's are a bit busy at the minute wor kid, need to get it wherever I can."

No he give his tits an affectionate squeeze. Nothing like the ankle breaker he tried to pull on Gordon in the LC - but judging by the reaction Bruno knifed him.