Dazzler

Who ruins a sausage roll on the Lord’s day? Fuck you sir, fuck you sideways.

It’s nice that mr Wonka gave Angel Gomes the day off to represent his country tbh.

TAA is fucking awful man.

His ma. She gets proper frothy when he takes charge.

Cost a combined £205m - Worth is subjective. By that logic we have a £80m world class centre back in defence too

It must sting that they are two of our most bang average too.

Fucking hell, I think it’s time for Higgins to go and live on a farm

“Ahm not defending him or owt marra, but hews ta sayah that his bairn didn’t want to bey buh’reed undah the patio.”

Will respond later. Too upset.

Carsley played for Ireland. He’s not daft. He’s probably just scared James McLean will leave something ticking under his bike seat.

I think it depends on the shade of shooter tbh.

4 just means brother dad claimed the wrong hole on aunty sister over the pond.

This would have been a more appropriate reaction tbh:

It's impressive that they've found a Glaswegian staffy capable of handling multi-million pound contract negotiations tbf.

I hope you've won just so we get to witness Eddie Howe's shithousing corporate sponsorship mags tbh.

A lot of stuff written in half eaten crayon, I'd imagine.

This may be the reality but this is what RTG actually saw:

It was only a cracking half season tbf, he was slowly reverting to form towards the end but still had a few outstanding performances (like when we shagged Brighton). I don't recall any rumours of big offers / clubs looking at him at the time though and I've always got the impression that his aim is to head back to the MLS so he's going to run his contract down to a point an MLS team can afford him or he'll leave for free.

Until that last sentence I was going to point out that this is far too low to be correct. I remember there being one a month for a spell a few years ago - I'm guessing they were cases with three or less deaths so won't have counted.

Beale probably. Mad thing is the wheels will have fallen off for froggy Cousteau by the time of the fa cup draw.