Dazzler

If the window closes and we sign no one then we're keeping our powder dry for January when Man City (with our help) shag the EPL into submission over their anti-competitive rules. Then we buy everyone.

I have a conspiracy theory that Donald Trump is a MLF and he is behind every single one of the RTG accounts. It's just a place for his multiple personalities to conversate freely. They are all very much Donald Trump though.

I bet the comments on this are spectacular.

You went through all of that just to disagree with your own point at the end. Impressive.

The website is a fucking goldmine tbh. I just kept scrolling and it gets funnier. He's got two reviews of the trading cards from people who got to enjoy the gala dinner. Both pretty young blondes

Fucking trump trainers man. He's the ultimate con man

If Miggy goes to Fulham for £15m+ but £12.5m gets you Chiesa then the game is well and truly gone.

"NDUBZ?! WHAT IS AN NDUBZ?"

Look like a shit NDubz tribute band,

Full list: Raheem Sterling Ben Chilwell Trevor Chalobah Romelu Lukaku Kepa Arrizabalaga Armando Broja Deivid Washington Angelo Gabriel David Fofana Lucas Bergstrom Tino Anjorin Alex Matos Harvey Vale I am sure we were linked with Gabriel and Washington back when the takeover first happened and we were linked with any and every Brazilian teenager.

Sangare is the best penalty taker in history to nail the bar so heavily on purpose. We should sign him.

Is that where Carroll and Nolan used to get their beak from?

It’s them Durham mags, marra. Deviants.

“In other news, Sean Longstaff won a competition on the back of a sugar puff box to win a trip to outer space. He’s said to be looking forward to the opportunity to retrieve one of the many, many footballs he’s sent into orbit over the years.”

He’s still around, haunting my dreams.

It might cheer you up a bit tbf. Crack on I say.

Plus the risk associated to Botman’s injury. We have no idea on whether he comes back the same or not.

Miggy and Murphy fired us to CL before like. Just saying….

Isak was signed for mental money off the back of a fucking terrible season at Sociedad. For a 1 in 3 striker at the time you could definitely argue we overpaid for him. However, he’s proven his worth twice over already. Guehi could easily be no different.

If the club need someone that will take lacers to the face for target practice, I’m available. £5k per week would be a significant pay rise for me, and save the club a fortune.

Can't tell if this is about SBR or Pardew, either way it didn't happen the way they've said it happened. Spitting on a manager is MLF behaviour we all saw their mockumentary on netflix.

£25m for a 1 in 4 striker is mental. He had a good chance to impress last season in a team that creates loads and was shit - bar one hat trick.

For an inverted winger lover he seems to love Murphy on the RW at the minute.