Dazzler

Probably would have won one at Spurs too if he hadn't been binned just before the final

They’d probably vote for RFK jr as an independent though, which though unlikely is an equally terrifying prospect as Trump.

So the Jose links aren’t going to fuck off any time soon then

Probably due to the rule changes brought in (largely) because of our shit housing last year

tbf that shite physio wanted Botman to get surgery on his knee and as time is going on, it's looking like he was probably right. That decision seems to be the measuring stick a lot of our fans have used to determine his shitness. He may well be a shite physio on top of this though

But if an ugly cunt, is Palmer. Buck toothed cunt.

tbf he always has a cheeky tug over Isak, he's been doing it since we signed him

Neville has turned on us this season, I always thought he was pretty balanced and gave us our due but he's got a shitty attitude to us this season.

He comes the sky sports wank fest over a jammy flick.

Botman tripping over his own feet now for fuck sake. Thank christ that was an easy offside.

He is everything Carragher wishes Nunez was.

You sexy Swedish cunt.

Well we're fucked now unless Murphy can channel any of that form from last season.

Probably because Cucurella is proper dodgy defensively and Gordon is fucking mint at getting fouled.

Tino is drawing fouls. Too bad the ref has cataracts and is only spotting half of them.

Because 90% of the time he's diving and crying from a blatantly fair challenge, so whenever he gets hit with a genuine foul they think he's just being a soft diving cunt again

He better get better otherwise it's broke back Ando wide left and he's not lasting five minutes.

FYP

"Wor lass's are a bit busy at the minute wor kid, need to get it wherever I can."

No he give his tits an affectionate squeeze. Nothing like the ankle breaker he tried to pull on Gordon in the LC - but judging by the reaction Bruno knifed him.

As if Lewis Hall is getting that close to the pitch.

I want to say Alexios is the name of the fella, but aye he's a tool - makes a great antagonist though tbf, whereas Kassandra was rubbish as the baddie. In fairness Kassandra is the canon version of the main character, so I guess that's why she's better - The lass version of Eivor was the canon version in Valhalla too but I thought she was insufferable so I switched to the bloke.

Aye it is. It's proper slow to get going like, and the game play is something you sort of have to deal with but the story is excellent, if not proper weird.

Quite possibly the most unforgivable thing Pardew ever did here (that’s some fucking list, eh?) was destroying this blokes confidence by shoehorning him onto the wing to keep Ba happy. He may have never grasped the offside rule, and give him a second to think and he’d fall to bits but when he was just playing on instincts he’d do shit like this, and he did it fairly consistently for a spell.

As if we're getting 5% of the coverage