Dazzler

I hope he enjoys not tearing up a league made up of bin men and farmers in a season or two then.

They hadn't met 42 years ago

Both of those players were not at top clubs, weren’t getting paid top wages, and were young enough to improve. It absolutely would not have ruled them out in the slightest

I wasn’t born.

It's also telling that the most obvious destination for him was North London and Spurs have signed Solanke instead, and Arsenal would rather persevere with Havertz despite it not working. Toney is a prick who's goal return is padded with pens anyway. Poundland Olly Watkins with a shit cunt attitude.

Welcome to Miller and Carter sir, I know you’ve ordered the t bone but all we have is a 70p maccy hamburger. Enjoy.

Ashby is a strange one. It means we have 4 recognised RBs in the squad (even though Krafth is more a CB these days). Could that along with zero minutes yesterday suggest Trips is offski?

He’s played a blinder by pricing out the only club in the market, needlessly unsettling him by moving goal posts and ensuring he refuses every contract they offer him until he leaves on a free. Aye absolutely belting that Clinton mate.

Tbf we then went on to struggle against billy butcher and the boys before Schar’s brain injuries got the better of him and we had to dug out the shit by their goalie and the fact their players are shit in front of goal. On the basis of today they are probably right

Could do with guehi like for a game or 3 now.

I mean without the Russia/Ukraine comparison it’s fairly accurate IMO. But likening football rivalries to an actual war is batshit mental. Outside of football banter I’ve never really seen the difference between the two of us. Both from cities that have been neglected by multiple governments. Both built on industry that was destroyed. Outside of the region the only thing that differentiates us is the fact that we wear our full footy strips, including shinnies and goalie gloves to business lunches (apparently). Some of the best lads I’ve worked with have been mackems or Sunderland supporting sand dancers (the worst kind, marra). I do think the feral nature of it is more on their side, but then I’m biased so could be absolutely wrong. In conclusion, on match days I hope they have their hearts ripped out but beyond that I couldn’t give a fuck.

Wawuweegee

You meyn the closet mags, marra? Leyve keyth alone or wa’ll bey after ya ticket stubs.

It’s been public knowledge for over a week now. If a bidding war were to commence it would have happened by now. This is a dangerous game by Parrish IMO. The lad is clearly keen on the move and we showed with Botman that we’ll walk away for a while and come back once you’re more keen fearing you’ll lose him for nowt. The only team feasibly in the position to make an offer was Man Utd and they doubled their wad on a lad who’s legs fell apart at the mere thought of playing for them and De Ligt. My guess is it’ll be a structure thing and it’ll happen this window. However, I reckon we have their pants down next summer when they risk losing him for free.

Two legged if it’s called miggy. Dogs have two right feet.

Snorted what he thought was toot and ended up in a k hole. Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction only rapier.

I mean, even if it did who actually gives a fuck? The bloke is going on holiday (I presume) and he’s more concerned with what people are wearing and has the audacity to call other people sad acts

Pardew with just for men and a hair transplant.

From what I’ve read of him he’s a proper normal, decent person. He was late into politics so probably hasn’t been completely corrupted by it.

Is that what Darren Bent calls his brother during five a side after attempting a step over and falling over?

Fat Sam would listen to a fray bentos though, otherwise it assumes he puts earplugs in every time he lights a fart.

TotalSportedYP

Can he even speak English? He’s been here for the better part of a decade and I swear I’ve only heard him do interviews in Spanish